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“@@@@@@@@@!”

~ Shift + 2 on AAAAAAAAA!

“The killer bee stings! You die...”

~ Neth@ck's R@ndom Number God on @

F@CT: @ is the love child of the letters a, O @nd B@rb@r@ Streis@nd.

For those without comedic t@stes, the so-c@lled experts @t Wikipedi@ h@ve @n @rticle @bout @.

@ is the c@pitol of 2 but c@n only be found in sentences th@t don't m@ke sense. Repl@cing A in @.D. 2101 while w@r w@s beginning it w@s the most popul@r letter of the @lph@bet until 1337 @D* when the United St@tes of C@n@d@ @bolished the letter since there were too m@ny @s in its n@me.(@lso note th@t this led to AAA's @rc@de reign. Now it h@s only been used in Sh@kespere@n so@p oper@s, but hidden from the government for s@fe pr@ctices.

1 Using @ in public
2 @sshole
3 Uses tod@y
4 See @lso

[edit] Using @ in public

@ sh@ll not be used in public due to d@m@ge to children @nd m@y le@d to huffing kittens. @ is prof@nity @t best now@d@ys, @nd it should be @voided. The only one who c@n use @ in public without the @uthorites knowing is either S@nt@ Cl@use or nobody. It h@s @lso been used by Stephen H@wking, but there is logic@l deb@te whether he re@lly exists. If someone uses them now@d@ys, they @re fined for up to $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^10 , or just sp@nked on the @ss re@lly h@rd.

the @ sign

For s@fety, @nd s@id @bout, um, @ lot of times throughout this @rticle, it's now only used in sh@kespe@re@n so@p oper@s, @nd this @rticle.(The sh@kespe@r9@n so@p oper@s @re only reruns)

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[edit] @sshole

The inventor of @,@sshole, w@s @ Rom@n philosopher th@t w@s born to @ Or@ng Ut@n @nd Mr.T's evil clone. He invented @ bec@use he h@d @.S.S. syndrome(@fter Shit Syndrome) Whenever he shitted, his h@nd would get @ll numb @nd he would write in circles to e@se the p@in. He w@s @lso president for 10 min, but nobody remembers this. Immedi@tely @fter being elected, he g@ve this world f@mous spe@ch before dying.

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         |       "@sshole's f@mous post-electori@l speech"      |
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The re@son he s@id th@t w@s bec@use he choked on @ fly. Bec@use of th@t emb@rr@ssing incident, his competitor won, (he died 30 d@ys @fter election). 563 ye@rs l@ter(when his competitor w@s still living), he @bolished @ bec@use he h@ted @sshole. It sh@ll never be used @g@in except in sh@kespere@n so@p oper@s.

not the @ sign

[edit] Uses tod@y

@ h@s only been used in Sh@kespe@re@n so@p oper@s bec@use @ll of them h@s been used in the @sshole er@ (46ye@rs) They h@ve been pl@ying on Nick Jr.,@mung other kiddie ch@nnels except Pl@yhouse Disney since th@t's Duby@'s f@vorite ch@nnel. They @re @dult centered, @nd it h@s @ lot of stuff th@t you would'nt w@nt your kids w@tching. Over@ll @ is @n ille@g@l letter, @nd would only be used with permission from @uthority for this @rticle.