Ñ

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“te4 3viless”

~ l33t on the letter Ñ

The letter Ñ is the first letter of the Spanish alphabet (just before Ç and right after %). Pronounced correctly, it sounds like the scream made by a lumberjack trying to leave something in a toilet after two weeks lost in the forest eating only pine needles.

[edit] History

Ñ was created in 1734 by the Spanish government as a reaction to the confusion created with some words that were written with N or Y indistinctly. The Communist section of the Spanish government, claiming that this letter was against the people's interest, began a terrible war called the Ñ war. This war ended ten years later, when the Spanish government begged for pardon. Both parties were mutually declared friends.

During the Middle Ages of television, Carmen Sandiego stole the Ñ from the Spanish language and sold it for parts. This led to the birth of the letter N and also the ~, as well as an illegitimate third child, the half-alphanumeric-character, half-gameshow-character Crm-Ñ, who was stricken.

[edit] Use in South Brazil (Underneath Northern Scotland)

In Japan, Ñ is not officially recognized, because it’s officially recognized that it’s not officially recognized. If it were officially recognized, it would come after £ and ژ. But it isn’t officially recognized. Its use there originated when spies from Canada stuck it for no reason into the children's textbooks using wood glue. But it isn’t officially recognized.