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[edit] What the hell is this thing?

This is a real letter. I'm completely serious, the Japanese have a letter (which they call a "katakana", whatever that is) that is a smilie face. A goddamn smilie face.

If you go to Japan, you will find real people - real, rational adult men and women - who use a smilie face to record their speech in the more permanent medium of writing. I am not at all joking - this actually happens in Japan!

[edit] It's a SMILIE FACE for the love of Christ!

Do these people not understand how utterly fucking stupid it makes them look to have a character that looks like a smiley face in their writing? This is the Japanese we're talking about! Their tame porn consists of underage schoolgirls getting raped in multiple orifices by demons! In WWII they had pilots who would literally ram their planes into American battleships! (and occasionally underage schoolgirls).

And yet they write "tsu" with a happy smiling countenance!

I just don't get it. I don't get it at all.

[edit] What? They've also got a "シ"!?

Yes, シ. They have another katakana that looks like a smilie face! Not one, but two! Are they all completely STUPID? Can literally every Japanese person, all 125 million of them, not realize that they write their grocery lists and school notes and status reports on un-anaesthenized medical experiments on captured American POWs with a happy face!?

[edit] It's WINKING at me!: ソ

I just don't know what to say anymore. Honestly, I don't even think the Japanese are human beings anymore. I know, I know, my social justice teacher would have my hide for even thinking of it. But how else can one explain ソ?

[edit] And how about ン?

[edit] ジ. Just, ヅ.

::blinks::

::says nothing, but begins to silently weep::