1/7

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1/7 is a very weird number. The exact value of the number 1/7 is

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(And it fricking works!)

or approximately 1.143

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[edit] Decimal expansion

the first 500 digits of the number are

0. 
1428571428 5714285714 2857142857 1428571428 5714285714
2857142857 1428571428 5714285714 2857142857 1428571428
5714285714 2857142857 1428571428 5714285714 2857142857
1428571428 5714285714 2857142857 1428571428 5714285714
2857142857 1428571428 5714285714 2857142857 1428571428
5714285714 2857142857 1428571428 5714285714 2857142857
1428571428 5714285714 2857142857 1428571428 5714285714
2857142857 1428571428 5714285714 2857142857 1428571428
5714285714 2857142857 1428571428 5714285714 2857142857
1428571428 5714285714 2857142857 1428571428 5714285714...

But mathematicians think it goes on forever, like pi, so I'll just stop there. Anyway, infinity mustn't be that far from where I stop so just calculate by yourself...

[edit] Uses

There are very few uses to the number 1/7 as there are very few houses where cakes and pizzas have to be divided in 7 family members. The exception is obviously the four-membered houses where one wants to eat half what the others eat, but it is better in this case just not to give anything to those compulsive diet followers and divide in 6 parts.

[edit] Social Life

1/7 has always been rejected all his life by other inverse numbers because of his weirdness: all the those of pair numbers went to another school and other numbers like 1/3, 1/5 and 1/9 always thought 1/7 too weird. He used to befriend 1/17 and 1/19 as they were also called weird, but when the two began to have a love relationship, 1/7 began to feel like the third wheel and become more solitary.

[edit] Family Life

Before natural numbers gave birth to heir inverses and when the fashion came for numbers to form a regular polygon, 7,1/7’s father, also followed the trend like other natural numbers, but quickly turned out to be much less popular than others, as it was felt by many that it was just too hard to construct a polygon with seven sides. 7 became so unpopular than nowadays, very few can remember the actual name he took as a polygon. As a result, 1/7’s father began an alcoholic and when he gave birth to 1/7, he behave with him such that 1/7 developed the social inabilities we know of him.

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