10 Downing Street
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10 Downing Street, London, is a small council house located in the East End.
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[edit] Location
Although its address is unknown it is said to be located on a small cul-de-sac in the slums of Whitehall, and is apparently not a nice place to live. The most famous part of the house is the black front door, which in fact is never opened, and the house is entered through a secret side door. The prime minister does not have his own key; his mother is always there to let him in.
[edit] The Building
The building follows other styles of housing built of the same period; it is a two up two down terraced house, which manages to squeeze in many pointless meeting rooms and offices, but there is a useful TV room and games room too. Being a council house, it is always in a constant state of repair and so the current prime minister chooses to live in the flat next door, again owned by the council. The house has been painted black so it is unaffected by any pollution or graffitti, and also so it cannot be seen at night. There is a sun above the door according to the 'bloke' (mysterious man who made the property), but he also said that the reason why you can't see the light that would normally be portrayed is because it is made out of glass and the lights' inside are always turned off so this is another one of those London myths'. This really would be pointless anyway. This is why when carousing on the streets of London at night, Londoners and Londonettes must carry eurocrat repellent in order stave off the surprising advances of 10 Downing Street, which is known to attack unsuspecting pedestrians. The building also contains storage space for the MP's dirty magazines.
[edit] The Area Around
Because the area is pretty rough, a policeman is always required to stand outside the house. Police were in fact invented because of this. Gates are required at each end of the street to prevent certain members of the community with ASBO’s from entering, and leaving.
[edit] Occupants
Nobody knows who actually lives there, but about a hundred years ago a large tentacled creature known as "Tionarh Bliarr" was seen eating a group of school children just outside. This creature has been hunted by some of the best huntsmen in the whole of north Wales but has never been captured.
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