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“7h15 p4g3 15 70 1337 f06 y0u6 3y35”

~ Azarath on 1377 5p34k

“3urek4h!”

~ Archemedes on The Invention of L33t sp33k

“1n 50v137 Ru5514, 1337 /-/4><0]25 pwnz0r5 J00!!!!!1”

~ Russian reversal on 1337 5p34k

“1337? what the hell is that meant to mean???”

~ a n00b on 1337 5p34k

“\/\/”

~ - on 47 73

f34r t3h 4\/\/50/\/\3n355 7h47 15 l33t /\/\u4h4hhh4h4hh4h4hh4hh4.....

• gets bored and starts signing l33t*

Black Jesus be down wit' dis sheeeet! Yo Yo Yo! Wut' it iz mutha fucka! 1337/1337 iz like da bomb. Fo' shizzle my nizzle! So boi wut up? Y U B frontin? I'm down wit' 1337/1337 like im down wit' da big G-man. U dig? If u aint I'll show U how my pimp hand is way strong. Kick yawl down 2 tha H-E-L-Lizzy. Best chickity-check yo self before you wiggity-wreck yo self, fool. Word. SOLID

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"Haxxor!"

Rbprx1204 on 1337

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“1”

~ \ on 50\/137 rU5514

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~ The Bible on 1337

“1f u c4l\l r34d 7+h15 u l\l33d 2 937 l41D!!”

~ s0l\/le 9u7 on 1337

“If you can write like that you need to get laid!”

~ Average Man on s0l\/le 9u7

“I 1\133d 2 937 l41D!!!”

~ The Lone Ranger on s0l\/le 9ut

“Why in sweet licorice hell would you write a page with only numbers on it? I mean, seriously. No one can read this. Come on. ”

~ That guy. You know. The president one? yah, him, on 1337

“OMG1111shift+1 1337 !5 A 5uBS3+ uv M31111”

~ Common LISP on 1337

“PH33R /\/\31111”

~ 0$C4R \/\/1ld3 on 1337

“I1\1 50\/i37 12u55i4, 1337 5p34k5 j00!!'”

~ Russian reversal on 1337

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~ \/ on 4'/

“VV00+!!!!!!111111shift+1”

~ Osama "p(-)r34x0r" bin Laden on 1337

“d00d ur t0t411ee h4.\'1ng me”

~ Khalito on 1337

“I can't understand a thing they are saying!”

~ A n00b on 1337

“1337? you mean The Legion Of STEEEEEEEEEEEL/fire? ”

~ Joey Demaio on 1337

A translation for non-native 1337 sp34k3rz: "L33t" is what happens when your fist hits the keyboard and you pretend it makes any sense, similar to the practice of reading tea leaves and predicting the future, thus asserting your false sense of e-leet superiority because you know something nobody else does (what you were trying to say). Skeptics say that l33t is the last resort of the illiterate nerds also know as gingers or day walkers.

Leet is also a type of beet without any roots.

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[edit] Language

“s7fu n00b!”

~ M4121< 7vv41N (Mark Twain)

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|^| |_| | E |_ |-| 7 0 7 | Common words you may see in Leet, and their English counterparts:

Admiral Awesome : 1337357 P3|250|\| ||\| 73|-| \/\/0|2|_|)

afk : Asking for killing(This means they want to fight you)

afk : Can also mean A Free Kill (mostly in FPS games)

afk : means away from keyboard, which pretty much is a free kill...(literally, the same thing)

l00t: stealing things from dead pepole

j00 : You

#&*%@&^ : Whatever the hell you want it to mean

joob : Jewish n00b

j00r: Door

n00b : virgin {especially when said in reference to a FPS player or an MMORPG gamer}

wtf : World Taekwondo Federation (wtf.org)|-|3 |\|07 1y1|\|

wtf : want to fuck? (edit by m1ck3r.)

wtf : Work Time Fun

wtf : Wonderful Tact Friend

wft : (shakespeare) What fuck thou?

wtf : Where's the fudge?

wtg : VVh@t t|-Ie g0aT?

wtg : May also mean ' VVh@t t|-Ie g4y? '

5k1llz : 'Skulls', most often used by furry hackers as a term to describe how many innocent IRC users they have skullfucked

PH34R : 2-1-1312, or February 1, 1312

OMG : Oh My God, as in OMG WTF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BBQPIE

OMG : Also "Object Management Group"

0MFG : Ontario Mega Finance Group

1337 |-|4XX0r : Used as an insult, designed to suggest that your hacking skills were only good in 1337

zomgwtfroflmaobbq : Wow

ZOMGBBQROFLOLMAOWPIMPQXZCOPTERWTFLOLZORS : Wow... that's a bit way too overdone

133r07 j3n|<1n5 : Unflattering jibe at ones prowess or skills when gaming online.

ffs : friendly frogs sing

COW : refers to a MMOGamer (see \|/i|<@|D3|>i@) who is most accomplished at scoring the most edits for the team; otherwize known as Cunning Online Wizards

Cow : Dis can also relate to the fictional animal that has its own level in Diablo II.

AYBABTU : Anal Youth Basting at Boating Tour Unison

DND : Don't Need Democrats

OMGWTFpwn4g3 : holy shit

CUNT : Canadian University Nerfball Team

IMO : I'm Mega Obese

O9000 : OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!

OMG! Omnipotent Master, is God. (edited by Yoda, it was)

OMGSTD! : ohmygodigotasexualytransitteddeisease!!!!!

07h3r w0rdz:

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• 8=D : Asian version.
• 8===============================================================================================================D. Admiral Awesomes/OMGITSDJs version

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• http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx (google's cache)

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[edit] Did you understand that?

“ZOMG UR teh l33t”

~ N00b on You

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[edit] Dialects

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[edit] Typical Samples of l33t Dialogue

• y0 n00b: "Greetings, friend."
• w00t!: "We are truly blessed."
• pH33r m33 ussr 5<1Llz, n00b3rz!!!!! L0LoL0L: "You appear to be having some difficulty with your recently-purchased system; please allow me to help, sir."
• h4h4h4, i h4xx0rd u, sUxx0rZ!!!@!!!!!!: "I admit to infecting your computer with a nasty virus; please forgive me."
• m3h, u w4r3z dW000bz R2 kewl 2B l33t: "I greatly admire your stylish ways."
• h4h4h4 n00b, 1 0wnz3D j0 ass!!!!: "I seem to have defeated you, but that was a sporting endeavor nonetheless."
• 101 j00 423 73h n00b!!!111j00 607 pwnt ph33r 73h 1337n355!!!!!!!!11111111111oneonesixtwelve: "Same as the previous one"
• lolz d00d u r t3h n00b!!!!: "It appears your skill at this game is, while certainly a good start, somewhat lacking."
• 5uC|< |\/|Y C0G|< j00 f|-|uCK1n9 nU883r!!!1: "I respectfully disagree with your opinion."
• I 4|\/| 50 1337! I (4|\| 5P33|< 73|-| 1337!@!!: "I am fantastic, I can speak in this dialogue"
• 764 GGddkiUF? 7jd /\\\|||ksjh: "Kind sir, please do not interrupt me while I am in the phase modulation aspect of my semi-frutional computer work which has taken me several hours to complete, you fucking n00b."
• lolz: "I found the previous statement to be amusing. Jolly good show!"
• wtf!!1 |=uCK1n9 c4mp3r!!!!!!!@!!!12: "Please stop staying in our team's base, if not too much trouble. Thank you."
• 0|\/|6! _|00 4|23 5|_|(/-/ 4|\| 3|=|=1|\|6 |\|008!! 1 3|=|=1|\| pvv|\|z |_||2 455!! |20+|=(_^^|=40!!!! XDDD: "You are very skilled at this, however, your lack of talent is inferior to mine."
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0mG d500d2 5 1337: Ontario management Group, DRUIDS FTW YEAH IS LEET MOFO'S!

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[edit] 1337 in Other Bases

Binary- 10100111001 Octal- 2471 Hex- 0x539

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