2004

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The 2004 U.S. Presidential Elections start to heat up.

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1989+15 (from Old English)
four pairs of 501s
4002 backwards (cyrillic).
mustard gas insertion strips'
Canadians all became moose people. It took Randy Quaid and Kathy Bates seven years to repopulate the country.
The year Chex Mix became stale.
The year Jesus decided to relocate to New Zealand because all the "Red States" began to scare him...
Orion Blastar commits suicide, only to find out it wasn't real three days later.
The 2004 Hap Deficiency telethon holds its most successful year raising $11.75 which is later divided up between the show's hosts Larry the Cable Guy, Andrew Michael Hall, and that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish for gas money.
A gay Filipino drag queen wins some obscure knife fight in Manila.
The great Spiderman purge is incited by evil genius Sugar
Sonic the Hedgehog, in human form, marries Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
DSI, yet another spin off of the CSI series, debuts but is cancelled after a long run of two episodes.
The outbreak of the G4-TechTV War between G4 forces led by Charles Hirschhorn and TechTV forces led by Leo Laporte.
2004 is considered by many to be the worst year of all time. These people are generally bitter.
Indiana Jones is nearly killed by Dick Cheney.
September 65 - Telkia Rhundasphoiecklimospozivemidaggilomishtorgonevilax dies.