2007

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This page is about the movie 2007. For information about the year, see 2007 (year). 

designation Bond, James Bond. - 2007
designation Bond, James Bond. - Cyborg agent 2007
designation Bond, James Bond. - Cyborg agent 2007

[edit] The plot

A space shuttle being carried by a Boeing 747 is stolen and the 747 crashes into the Atlantic Ocean. When the wreckage is examined, there is no sign of the shuttle. James Bond is sent to investigate and finds Cyborg agent 2007 who was sent from the future to assassinate an obnoxious child, after a speed boat chase in Venice, a fight with old enemy Jaws on top of a cable car (where after it crashes, Jaws falls in love with Cyborg Bond), another boat chase (involving 12 monkeys and a highly modified life jacket) and eventually, he ends up on Drax's space station which can't be seen on a radar (ooooo stealthy).

During all this, Bond meets and falls in love with Dr. Goodhead – (clever, subtle innuendo). When on the space station, Bond and Cyborg Bond battle it out Matrix style during which the radar tracking system is switched off and a space shuttle with an Army of me is sent up to see what it is. During the laser show, Cyborg Bond and Jaws discuss the situation over a nice cup of chai tea and Cyborg Bond becomes Bond's ally and Bond sends Drax into space. After the space station breaks up, Jaws and his new love end up being safe after descending in a capsule from it, and Bond and Goodhead destroy the capsules that Drax sent to Earth to destroy cities, The Obnoxious child lived on to star in another movie where once again he can use his totally convincing hacker skills to rob ATM machines and wot not.

[edit] Stars

[edit] See also

Moonraker

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