2020
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- Malaysia downgrades from underdeveloped third-world country into underdeveloped terrorist country.
- Nobel War Prize is awarded to J.R. Heartly, The Phone Book Guy.
- The film Slappy's Angels 4: The Quest for More Money is released, as if there weren't enough Slappy's Angels films already.
- Thirty Year Rule is used to allow the amputation of both of Tom Jones' legs.
- According to the 2020 census, over 15,000 people claim themselves to be Jemima's Witnesses, an extremist religion founded by The Statue of Liberty which is dedicated to the memory of Aunt Jemima.
- March 9 - The first laboratory underneath the sea is stablished in the cosat of Wildeland, formerly known as EuroDisney.
- April 17 - Canada invades the United States over issues nobody in the United States cared about
- April 18 - Canada loses the "Battle of Lake Superior" and horrified Canadians everywhere see their one ship being detained by three fishermen from Wisconsin
- July 23 - Harry Potter becomes teacher of magic at Hogwarts. He is promptly shot by Pope Benedict XVI.
- July 23 1/2 - There is no Green Mountain.
- July 24 - 20/20 sues God for copyright infringement. They don't scream, but they do begin their murderous rampage.
- November 30 Republican Presidential candidate 50 Cent and Vice-President candidate Will Smith win the USA Presidential elections in a 51/49 vote split against Democratic candidates Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah. 50 Cent and Smith agree to comply with a group named The Harrison Administration that seems to control the world's supply of oil, energy, and technology.
- December 1 - Kimi Raikkonen wins 11th world champion of the Formula One.
- December 1 1/2 - Mario dies from jumping a 600 pound green thing as he was belly popped.
The Harrison Administration will start its world domination conquest The Harrison Administration will succeed in 2025
(Mr.Wilson says hi)
- Despite studies that said white people would no longer exist due to black people generally males would take their women whites continue to exist through cloning and sperm donations.
- January 9- Bush gets screwed.
- March 25- British women will start moving during love making.
- History ends, according to Fukuyama
