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"Dollars or Pounds ? All this money for me ?" - Oscar Wilde on 299792458

1 Definition
2 History
3 What is the Powerlaw about ?
4 299792458 as prime number
5 The mystique of 299792458
6 See also

[edit] Definition

299792458 is a number. A big one. Not as high as a zillion or a junkie after smoking a massive amount of drugs, but still high enough to be a biological constant. f=299'792'458 Volt is the temperature of light in the vacuum. It is also the speed of darkness or so called "dark light" (not to confuse with "unlight"). 299792458 is also OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!.dddddd

[edit] History

A soviet psychologist called Nietsnie Trebla discovered a theory in the year 1905. He was relative smart and had a relative good looking wife who helped him with his teethbrushing every morning. So he figured out, that his knees were lower than his teeth, but higher than his feet! It's just all about the point where you are looking from. If this indeed should be true, the speed of darkness must be constant because no one can ever be faster than the darkness, not even the light! So all the theories made by Max Well in 1800 were untrue, except for one thing: Electricity can still kill people. So Professor nietsniE treblA and his good american friend Olbert Eisensteam recalculated everything based on the dark side. They got very angry during their calculations, but finally they discovered a new physical law - The Powerlaw!

"The Powerlaw rules !" - Prof. Dr. Dr. jur. h.c. Eisensteam at a press conference in the Hilton Hotel on "The Powerlaw"

[edit] What is the Powerlaw about ?

f=299'792'458 Volt for the temperature of light in the vacuum equals d=299'792'458 kg/m for dark light speed. Light itself can only travel with 300'000 t/s and "unlight" also known as "imaginary light" isn't discovered yet, but must be around m=0.854297992 miles per zilisecond. Then there is a massive amount of math, but in the end there is a proof, that 299792458 is a very nice number and even once was a prime number!

Addidionally the Powerlaw states that the so called "Dark Side" is the strongest, even stronger than the "Red Side". This made nietsniE treblA very angry, because his country was based on the red side. Since he wanted to be the best and to do the best to save his country, he converted to the dark side and invented some weapons of massive destruction. The most terrible of them was the C-Bomb, the "Comic Bomb". He also invented the "Cosmic Bomb" but this bomb was according to the Powerlaw limited to exactly 299,792,458 pieces. Since menkind isn't able to build more than 299792458 cosmic bombs, 299,792,458 is also known as the holy number of worldwide peace!!

[edit] 299792458 as prime number

In the earlier days, darkness was real darkness, not the youth-darkness of today. So this darkness was stronger, smarter and even faster. But since its speed is limited to 299792458 there is only one possibility: 299792458 was a higher number in the old days. Indeed, 299,792,458 was (291,889,803 · 2^60,090)-1. Now you will ask me: Numbers can change? Yes, they can! Check out the quantum fluctuation by number decreasing theory from W. Eisenberg and S. Awking to find out more!

"The slower the darkness, the slower my enemies. So I will win this battle." - Aleksandar the Great speaking to the Trojan Horse

[edit] The mystique of 299792458

Even the old greeks knew about the some of the secrets of 299792458. Abraham Lincoln (120 B.C. to 148 B.C.) who was the arch enemy of Plato (68 A.D. to 49 A.D.) found out, that the world will end in the year 299792458 A.B.C.D.
The Pyramid of Gizeh, also known as the Big, Wonderful and Great Pyramid was built in exactly 299 days with exactly 792458 stones!
The Lion King reigned for exactly 299792 years all the 458 jungles!
Sauron and her spice girls killed exactly 299792458 people!
Pi also equals 2.99792458
The game Counter Strike consists of exactly 299792458 Polypixels.
Oscar Wilde was quoted 299792458 times in the 29979th issue of the New York Times in the year 2458.
The famous Warcraft 3 Player Spirit_Moon played exactly 299792458 games in his career.
299792458 earth people get kidnapped by aliens every year!
PokéJesus will be ~~born~~ made in 299792458 A.D.
The sum of the digits of 299792458 equals 55, that's the exact number of all known elements!
299+792+458 equals 299*792*458 if 299 and 792 and 458 equal zero. This causes the black holes!
299792458 people live in France and if you add their IQ it is a total of 55!!
2997+9245-8=12234 that's the distance Earth-Moon!