328742
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328742 IS NOT A NUMBER. You may have heard otherwise, but this is a big coverup by the U.S government, just like the moon landing, the war in Iraq, and left wing politics.
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[edit] Alegbraic Proof
[edit] Proof No. 1
let us assume 
.
Therefore, 
but we KNOW that this is false because we know that 328742 is NOT A NUMBER.
[edit] Proof No. 2
0.999... = 1. This proves that maths is broken. If maths is broken, then no numbers are numbers. Therefore, 328742 is not a number.
[edit] Proof No. 3
George bush spoke of the internets.
[edit] Geometric Proof
Squares and circles DO NOT EQUAL 328742. Simple.
[edit] Statistical Proof
Studies have shown that 99% of people threatened with death do agree that 328742 is not a number. This is proof.
[edit] Skepticism
There is a small group of people who believe that 328742 is actually a number. These people however, are all modernist composers and the cat woman from The Simpsons. However, they fail to realise that, Using the formula 
we can prove by simple algrebra, that 
. This incredibly strong argument has convinced professors of mathematics around the globe of the truth, that 328742 is not a number, and "pop goes the weasel" is. We must act now to eliminate all traces of "anti-328742-is-not-a-number-ism". Take up arms and SHOOT EVERYONE WHO LOOKS SUSPICIOUS! Especially all those sexist female teachers I hate them so much... SEXIST FEMALE TEACHERS ALL LOOK SUSPICIOUS!
[edit] People Who Believe That This Article Contradicts Itself
These people are all either rodents, leberals, or Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris (this is a proven fact) can in fact kick the not-a-number-number in the face so hard that it subtracts itself from the space time continum and no longer exists. So, the number #@*&$@ cannot even exist now, since Chuck Norris round house kicked it. And just as a side note; the number also took all the Liberals into nohting when it failed to not exist. And i would have to agree with the last sentence of the above section.
