3 (number)

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3 will win the war for us

“There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.”

~ Oscar Wilde on people

“There is no three.”

~ Total Annihilation on 3

“ Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.”

~ Monks on 3

“It comes right after 2”

~ Captain Obvious on 3

3 is a number, a letter (uppercase: #) and sometimes a verb. It's the magic number. 3 is the number of threesomes, as in Tom Cruise and friends. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. It comes after 2, before Pi, occasionally after 19 and (rarely) on top of 11.

When applied to algebra the number 3 is always equal to x. No matter what, I swear, except when x is 3.

Synonyms: 1, truncated Pi, 7, 420. Ant: 13.

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It is also a mathematical concept plaguarised by film producers who had already made one sequel, and who wished to create another.

Can't you count to three? What are you, retarded?

Not to be confused with a trilogy, which in literature usually contains five or more parts, ending only when the public stops buying or when the author drops dead of boredom.

Allegedly afraid of 4, because 4, 5, 6.

the previous poster is both silly and smoking crack. 3 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

The previous poster has incorrect grammar and thus has been sacked. Only believe the pre-previous poster.

The above referenced pre-previous poster has been sacked for sacking without authority. Now there are 3 llamas.

You now have three cows +0.

A woman named Susan should take note and pay attention to this number...because she's 3...?

related to Cube], a very interesting yet so boring trilogy of movies name Cube, Cube 2 aka Hypercube, and Cube 3 aka Cube Zero. Who ever named these movies counted count.

Correctly and fully pronounced as "der's tree of dem, tabernak." in Quebec.