41 (number)

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41 is the forty-first number. It comes, usually, after 40 unless one is counting backwards, or by twos, or by fives, or backwards from 86, or in Base 3 or incorrectly.

41 is also considered the second most angry number, for it is not The Answer to the question about life, the Universe and everything. The first most angry number of course would be 0, for it has no identity and is the bridge between the negative and positive numbers. Missing out by only one number has seriously pissed 41 off.

The War Plan:

Being the second angriest number in the world, it is not hard to believe that 41 has long sought to kill the number 42. Of course this would send the Universe and all the multiverses into a chaotic implosion since 42 is the answer to everything, although some experts (like Douglas Adams) believe this has already happened (see The Restaurant at the End of the Universe). The most famous battles between the two numbers is the spy vs. spy series. The white spy is 42 and the black spy is 41. Both have had their share of victory, but 42 has never killed 42 and, according to the great Fefnir it never will. Of course, various biologists believe this has already happened, but all the respectable physicists refused to believe them, so the biologists got shoved into closets. This was all documented in the book Fahrenheit 41.