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“101”

~ 1337 on numbers
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[edit] -1

[edit] i

“-1 has no square root.”

~ Oscar Wilde on i

“It's imaginary!”

~ Captain Obvious on i

“Gaaaaah!!!”

~ Some Nerd on i
  • Imagination (the form of ritual suicide in which a man transforms himself into a photo) is invented.

[edit] 0

- The concept of 0 is conveniently invented by some guy on 'shrooms.

The amount of people you haven't driven to suicide with your stupidity.

The amount of brain cells in george dubya's head

The amount of normal people in the world.

Binary Begins

The number of filipinos in the Bible.

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[edit] 1

“It begins.”

~ Oscar Wilde on 1

“One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.”

~ Three Dog Night on 1
  • There's only 1 AN HERO
  • Year Uno (uno is the word for the letter 5 in mexiacan)
  • Timelines invented
  • Banana bread invented, Satanic edition of Delia Cooks includes the first recipe.
  • Jebus is born, ironically after Jesus, foreshadowing many future cases of mistaken identity.
  • Three Wise Men visit baby Jebus bearing gifts. The next year, everyone exchanges gifts at Christmas. This marks the first time white people steal an idea from black people. It will not be the last.
  • One is the loneliest number.
  • The DOS is invented in ancient Athens where the disks are enormous slabs of stone ten feet across. Augustus unimpressed at the amount of messing-around needed to get his soundhorn working with his copy of Command And Conquer.
  • Binary ends. Do not pass go, do not collect 11001000 dollars

“Awesome gig today!”

~ Mick Jagger on 1
  • The number of female Smurphs in the world
  • Chuck Norris was born

[edit] 1.618

  • The first pair of Bifocals cumquatare invented by Jebus.
  • Tom creates Myspace

[edit] 2

“Two is for my family.”

~ Gordon Gano on 2

“Two is just as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one.”

~ Three Dog Night on 2
  • The Year 2 is the first year absolutely nothing happened and therefore the first uninteresting year. Which makes it very interesting. Therefore the Year 2 is the first year to be simultaneously uninteresting and interesting.
  • 2 can be just as lonely as one but always just as fun
  • Arabs and Jews started fighting over who got to eat the last cookie, failing to realize there were two left, one was under the other one
  • prime numbers were discovered
  • You have two cows!
  • It was just a dream, there's no such thing as 2.

[edit] 2.71828

Also known as e, moron.

  • Clit hanging is invented and subsequently annihilated by morons. I come from a plane of existence where we haven't annihilated clit hanging, I believe you call it heaven.
  • Euler discovers the letter 'e' as well as natural logs, especially since his "log" grew quite naturally.

Proof: Let's say D is a variable representing the value 8. Then 8=D. But one could also say 8==D. Then 8===D, then 8====D, then 8=====D, then 8======D, and so on, therefore proving the log naturally grows.

[edit] 3

“There's nothing you can do about the number 3.”

~ Dr. Nafshun on 3

“3 is the magic number, yes it is, it's the magic number.”

~ Oscar Wilde on 3
  • This is the year of advanced mathematics. The people begin to wonder why the system of years is so screwed up
  • People also begin to wonder if the light truly does go off when you close the refrigerator door. This has gone unanswered to this day.
  • Magic invented by David Copperfield
  • The casualties from the war between Arabs and Jews reaches 461 million, and three dogs.
  • Gaius Caesar foresees that computers will rule the universe. He is hanged for his insight.


[edit] π

Mmmmmmmmm.... π.
Mmmmmmmmm.... π.
  • This is the tastiest year ever!
  • Pie lovers rejoice!! Pie was invented.
  • Jane Goodall and Optimus Prime were married and soon commenced to promiscuous butt sex.
  • In celebration of Pi being invented, Chuck Norris starts reciting Pi. You won't see him stop until you read "1 second before the end of time".
  • The number 3.14... was far too long, so they used the Greek letter Pi. This is just like the whole "Jesus Fish" idea. It's for people who are too lazy to spell things out.
  • Pi Pants are created. Homer Simpson is witnessed wearing said Pi Pants and enjoying the day.

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIEPIEPIEPIEPIE!!!!

  • Theologists believe world is shaped like pie

[edit] 4

  • God pities the poor fools. Humanity is restored, but humans no longer have superhuman strength, and they can now be in the presence of krypto-nite.
  • M4 motorway built linking the small fishing village of London with the vast principality of Wales.
  • Cth, a small squid-looking thing, hooks up with Hulhu the Whale. They star in their own cop show, but later fuse into one super being. Cthulhu retreats to the city of Rl'yeh.
  • There are 4 lights.
  • Another Lost number...

[edit] 5

  • God sneezed, millions died during the massive flood of Bogusness.
  • God sneezed again
  • Jesus invented McDonalds in Jerusalem, then it sprang a chain over the whole of Israel.
  • You mean 3, sir. 3.

[edit] 6

  • Sex is remade; named so because the figure six in several languages is pronounced "sex". It was obviously very boring at first, until people got the hang of it.
    • The age of the whores starts and there is much rubbing of parts.

[edit] 7

  • God said to Abraham, "You will kill your son, Issac!" and Abraham said, "I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone!" and God said "Oh! I'm sorry! Is this better? Check! Check! Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here!"
  • 7 ate 9

[edit] 7.1

The number that is .1 more than 7

[edit] 8

  • Another Lost number? Could this be the answer?

[edit] 9

  • Nothing happened for a whole year.
  • Number Nine
  • No. Nine
  • No. 9
  • Number 9
    1. 9
  • No. #9
  • Turn Me On, Dead Man
  • except this
  • and the birth of wine
  • Then nothing more
  • Except for some deaf guy vomiting on a couple having sex. But thats just gross.
  • Mario reanimated to zombie form by bored Bowser.
  • Bowser provided re-animation tech by a man called "Solomon."
  • is two less than the squared square root of 11
  • is 6 in disguise
  • was eaten by 7

[edit] ‡

  • Number Fleen pronounced 'Fléén'
  • Is a number between 9 and 10.
  • has an element named after it called Fleenium, it contains 9.5 protons with the same number of electrons, with the chemical Symbol 'Fl'
  • There has been a lot of debate over whether the number is between 9 and 10 (i.e. 9.5) or is actually in fact 10. In the latter theory the placement of Fleen then shifts every number after it forwards by 1 place

[edit] X

  • Seizures were invented shortly afterward.
  • Soft core porn is first invented

[edit] 11

[edit] 12

  • The first game of dodgeball (or dodgerock as it was known) is played.
  • Jews are forced into hiding
  • Coincidentally, this is the total number of houses in Nebraska. Everyone else, for tax purposes, decided to live in barns.

[edit] 13

  • Numbers are invented and the history of the universe is retconned to include numeral implementation.
  • The English perfect their accents.
  • Jews blamed for inventing the Spanish.
  • Spanish blamed for inventing ugly people.
  • Following the uprise of human religion, cities and conscious thought, Animals create Zodialogical Government
  • it is proved Bakers can't count when they make thirteen buns instead of twelve, coincidentally, this happens in the thirteenth year.
  • A man flees eastern North America and finds Easter Island. There, he founds Duroria and declares himself the Tempus Popus. He is lonely, and makes himself large stone heads for company.

[edit] 14

Edgar
Edgar

[edit] 15

  • Nothing happened.
  • Except that in Asia Minor over 400 people had reported a flying wang in the sky.

[edit] 16

  • The age of consent is invented.
  • The age era and # and answer to everything
  • Jews are discriminated against.
  • Optimus Prime makes his first holiday to Earth. Impregnates 40 women and 7 men.

[edit] Umpteen

  • The optional number between sixteen and seventeen.

[edit] 17

“17 is amazing!!! NOT!!!”

~ David C. Kelly on 17

“17 should not even be a number, as it is far inferior to 23.”

~ Oscar Wilde on 17

“Old enough....”

~ Glenn Quagmire on 17

“17 is the number of times I have make romance explosion with mine sister. Veyyy nice!”

~ Borat Sagdiyev on Sexytime and 17
  • New world record in air pollution. 0.1% ! Scientist around the world panic and start building anti-ice-age bunkers.
  • A single year away from the year which allows you to have sex with nearly anyone.

[edit] 18

  • Vegetarians are spawned out of the rotting flesh of thousands of ruthless carnivores. They immediately deny this fact, and attempt to proselytize the world, irritating the world.
  • Jews are discriminated against.
  • You are legally allowed to have sex in most civilized cultures. Too bad you never will.

[edit] 19

  • One of the more useless years, as you're already quite past 18, yet not nearly close enough to 21.

[edit] 20

  • Nothing happened twice this year. It was a good year for nothings everywhere.
  • Nothing happened the year before as well, except for the first time a year was skipped. This happens several more times due to the time-space continuum and Jesus' mother trying to use it as pantyhose, continually stretching it, creating holes and stuff.

[edit] 21

  • 21 in conjunction with 18 (see above) becomes a drinking age gag.
  • Humor is restricted based on context, previously everything was funny.
  • A good year, as people everywhere had predicted.
  • Lucky the leprechaun has his lucky charms stolen for first time. Rapes and kills 3 random children in revenge. Charms are returned.
  • Jesus' younger lesser known sibling Stephen is born.
  • Jews are discriminated against.
  • Blackjack is invented

[edit] 22

  • 22 was interesting as the first positive integer when nothing happened, until I added this entry. That's Catch-22 for you.
  • Playing cards are invented.

[edit] 23

“23!!!”

~ Random Fat Guy on who the hell cares

“23!!!”

~ Jim Carrey on on 23

“23 took over my life......Don't let it happen to you...BEWARE”

~ Bainby on The number
  • Jews are discriminated against by an insane Jim Carrey.

[edit] 24

[edit] 25

  • Continuing a popular trend, the Roman Empire descriminates against Jews.

[edit] 27

  • Jews say "fuck this" and return to the magical abyss known as Jerusalem, Palestine, or Narnia; play with dreidels.
  • The Holy Number of "Weird Al" Yankovic

[edit] 28

  • How many days Donnie Darko has left before has left before the universe implodes and his hoe girlfreind dies.
  • The Holy Hand Grenade is used for the first time by Jesus against Satan Bunny after he tempts Him in the desert.
  • God got breast implants.
  • The first Emo cut his wrist over a broken Game Boy. Back then they were made from stone and had a detractable dildo.
  • Days Later
  • Weeks Later
  • Years Later

[edit] 29

  • Random person number 29 is born.
  • Joshua Iziah Leea has crossed the Atlantic Ocean on the back of Jesus (hay-Zeus) on this day, 1321 B.C.
  • Scientists predict that on the 29th day of the 29th month year 2099, the Earth will be restored. This research is carried out in Falmouth, home of the Solomon Foundation.

[edit] 30

  • The 1337 h@x c0d3 "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start" was invented for Contra.

[edit] 33

  • The banana is born. God is therefore proven true.
  • The events of Passion of the Christ II: Crucify This take place in Judea.

[edit] 34

First pornography is produced.

[edit] 35

  • Five people reportedly fell into a volcano because they saw the Virgin Mary's face on it and wanted to sell it on eBay. All of them perished in the attempt since one of them wanted to know if farting on the lava would cause an explosion. It did.
  • The world's first coffee filter is invented. Due to copyright laws, I am unable to reveal the details here, but some components were two goats, the leaning tower of Pisa, and the remaining pieces of Jesus left over from the aformentioned transformation.

[edit] 37

  • Caligula invested with imperial powers by the Roman Senate as a result of incredible bad judgement. Completely insane shit start happening almost immediately giving later historians much to laugh about.

[edit] 41

  • Completely insane shit finally ends as Caligula is stabbed to bits. Skatman Claudius becomes emperor.
  • 200 Horses lose senatorial positions to 200 old men. Chaos resumes in Roman Empire

[edit] 42


“When it was 42... It was a very good year...”

~ Oscar Wilde on 42 a.d./b.c.
NOTE: Neither Uncyclopedia, nor the Uncyclomedia foundation take responsibility for any similarities to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ian Dury & the Blockheads, the "Hippy" movement, or anything else for that matter... Well... Except brain damage and severe seizures caused by excessive use of doublethink. Nevermind, that liability has been revoked. Also, 42 is the known x coordinate for the end of the universe. Many 'experts' believe this to be false, but colleges are made of salt, regardless.
  • All things above are included in the state charter for Nevada.
  • 42 is also the answer to everything, especially the 42 Strip Quiz
  • 42 achieves celebrity status, and proceeds to shave its head.
  • 42 is the number of roads a man must walk. That's just over 2 miles for you American blokes.
  • 42 is found to be an answer to a large amount of equations accumalated by the Solomon Foundation.

[edit] 43

[edit] RAM memory full, Autorestart begins in 3, 2, 1... loading... .txt file loaded successfully! What was i thinking about? Ahh yes, 44... Nothing interesting about this year - look at 45 and afterwards.

[edit] 45

  • God wonders about starting a world war. Decides to "hold it off for a while."
  • Spoon invented, but then lost until 2009 due to Cult of the Spork.

[edit] 46

God did ground Jesus for spying on the neighbors though. The naked pictures weren't found on Jesus's laptop until the year 52 however.

[edit] 47

  • 42 adjusted for mild inflation.

[edit] 50

  • The Pink Death starts, hundreds of gays go on a rampage killing in the thousands. They kidnap Santa from Jail and make him pose naked for pictures, that find their way into the XXX version of the bible.

[edit] 52

  • Buttsecks invented-an alternative if your server does not allow it.
  • Naked Pictures of God's neighbors found on Jesus' laptop. Neighbors decline comment.

[edit] 54

If you are interested in answers, you may be looking for: 54.
  • The first inhabitants of Indonesia, the 2nd League of Crescent Wrenches, first begin settling in Southeast Asia.
  • Jim dies due to a freak accident with a time machine.
  • Claudius dies and, in a shock revelation, he was probably poisoned. Nero becomes roman emperor; that's sure to be good.
  • Mini Chedders finally given citizenship by Roman Senate. Nero honours Claudius by proclaiming him a God of scat music.

[edit] 55

  • This much over-looked year was in fact the year when the number 55 1st existed, before that every one always skipped it.

[edit] 57

  • This is the year 57 A.D.
  • January 22 Gollum dies of loving himself too much; his ring is sent to inspire directors to create movies for preschoolers (The Ring)
  • November 1 Tuesday is invented.

[edit] 58

  • Uncyclopedia's first cult is formed.
  • The Pope faces charges of murder.

[edit] 59

  • Varieties are invented.
  • The year I spilled spot remover on my dog and he disappeared.

[edit] 60

  • Magic number. Pronounce it in Danish and there won't be a dry panty in the room.
  • The cat and the dog are created by sick scientist and then trained to shit on the floor.

[edit] 61

  • The color blue becomes a color.
  • People realsie that Elephant shit is huge.

[edit] 63

  • God is bored and makes the first ever nuclear weapon, but then racists steal it and blow up half of the known universe. The grunt of the force is sent back in time via Time Vortex Manipulation Technology and thus the Big Bang.

[edit] 66

  • The first trans-national highway is built leading from Rome to the Parthian Empire. Highway quickly closed after it is pointed out to the Roman emperor that it would make it "stupifyingly easy for Parthia to invade at will".
  • A couple of gay dudes hook up.

[edit] 67

  • The year after 66.

[edit] 68

  • Wannabe 69.
  • Pre-mature ejaculation is invented by accident.

[edit] 69

“In 77 and 69 revolution was in the air”

~ Sandi Thom

“Good year for lesbians”

~ Helen and Mary
  • Oral sex is invented.
  • The Cybermen travel back in time via Time Vortex Manipulation Technology to register a patent on the "Evil Robot" thing. Unfortunately patents hadn't been invented yet and they were only mocked for their inability to perform any form of Oral Sex.
  • Due to a typo involving the similarities of capital i, lower case L, and the number 1, hundreds of thousands of people starve to death in an administrative accident in the Roman Empire.
  • First Queef formed.
  • Nero kills himself due to not getting enough of this newfangled 69 action. Roman Senate doesn't care as they're all getting plenty.
  • After a lot of fighting, Vespasian emerges as the new emperor of Rome, the first Ross Kemp lookalike to do so.

[edit] 71

  • The year 70 is skipped.
  • 71 is invented, which is a 69 with two fingers up your ass (rofl)

[edit] 77

  • July 7, luckiest day in history. Ever.
  • You feel bad that you missed the luckiest day ever, so you commit suicide.

[edit] 79

The excavated remains of a stoic Roman in his last moments following the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.
The excavated remains of a stoic Roman in his last moments following the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.
  • Vesuvius blows its load destroying Pompeii and Herculaneum. Emperor Titus promises immediate relief as soon as he's finished eating this splendid banquet.
  • The Pompeii Football Club moves its team headquarters to the province of Brittania becoming the second Roman team to join the English Premiership. Coincidentally, the team left only a few hours before the towns destruction.

[edit] 86

  • Many people are getting angy at the world. Also hungy and aggy, in their quest to find words that should end in -gry but don't.

[edit] 88

  • the first time the number 88 is used in Bingo, the anouncer calls out '2 fat ladies 88' and is promptly beated to death by the entire audience of fat ladies.

[edit] 89

  • 89 is invented, essentially 69 with a Siamese twin.

[edit] 90

  • Steve Jobs is given a 'Steve Job' by Bill Gates.
  • Lily Allen is found guilty for crimes against music and is subsequently hung, drawn and quartered
  • Kenny survives the bastards and is worshipped as a God. He is then killed by some bastards.

[edit] 96

  • Roman Emperor Domitian is brutally stabbed to death as part of the popular Roman theatrical production Punk'd.
  • Pioneered by The Unauthorised Karma Sutra, The 96 position is similar to the 69, but was voted less popular in a contemporary poll.

[edit] 97

  • Sheep-shagging is invented in Caledonia by lonely Pictish shepherds and a great tradition begins.

[edit] 101

  • Discordianism established as a secular philosophy
  • Oral sex was prohibited, but later the ban was repealed by a 2/3 vote in the Roman senate after the emperor demanded it.
  • Listing was invented
  • Chemistry for Retards is first published in Athens.

[edit] 112

  • Dutch time travelers return from the year 999 via the Solomon Vortex 5 and introduce the police department, fire department and ambulances. Arjen Robben gets into the history books by being the first passenger.

[edit] 117

Made famous by Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 of the Office of Naval Intelligence Section 3's SPARTAN-II "Supersoldier" program of the United Nations Space Command Defense Force emergency military uniting Earth and her many colonies.

[edit] 118

That's when the delivery company 118 was set up. It is surprising how even now we still haven;t figured out why they are always one day late and deliver the chewed ball-point instead of the flower you asked for.

[edit] 120

  • Man finds out that cum is salty, travels the world preaching the fact, nearly starts new religion.

[edit] 138

“WE ARE 138! WE are 138! WEEEEE ARRRREEEE ONE THIRTY EIGHT!!!!!!”

~ [Misfits] on Killing without emotion (138)

[edit] 151

  • The Year of the Hyakugojyuuichi begins.

[edit] 152

  • The World Council of Bodhisattvas strips the High Bodhisattva of his bodhisattva status. Meanwhile, people in the Roman world don't give a shit about what a bodhisattva is (many Romans think it's a piece of bread).

[edit] 153

  • Antidisistablishmentarianism is first witnessed being fueded over as the "biggest word in Webster's Dictionary"

[edit] 154

“Nothing happened this year? What in the world?”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Year 154
  • Nothing happened this year. At all.
  • And I mean nothing, like entirely.
  • I don't think you get, not one thing happened in the entire universe.
  • It's like this: imagine it's New Years, right? and you're all happy 'cause it's New Years 154 and there's a countdown and everything but instead of the calendar turning to 154 it turns to 155, that's how us mortals saw it. But God knows, and everyone like him.
  • Seriously, that's what happened. It's like entropy just went to zero for a year then came back to normal.
  • OK, fine, don't believe me. Just ask Bhudda, I think you'll be enlightened.

[edit] 155

  • Mass chaos and rioting occurs because people are confused as to why nothing happened in 154 and because the calendars that they got for Christmas in 153 have gone to waste. Mostly the latter.

[edit] 156

  • Uncyclopedia isn't invented. Stupidly.

“It's a mystery how that nothing happened in 154 but yet Uncyclopediacs were still disappointed no matter what. Crap.”

~ Laddy Wilde on Crack

[edit] 157

  • Oxygen takes a break, population holds breath.
  • Carbon Dioxide replaces Oxygen and there is a small decrease in life expectancy.
  • Humanity realizes that this was a stupid waste of time.

[edit] 184

  • People in China get angry after they receive 2,000,000 yellow turbans rather than 2,000,000 copies of new Dan Brown novel. Rebellion starts.
  • Romans ditch Mary Antoinette in Scotland after they discover her dyke doesn't keep Scots out.

[edit] 192

The Roman Emperor Commodus is killed in the Colloseum by general-turned-gladiator Maximus leading to the restoration of the Roman Republic. Lying historians claim Commodus was assassinated and that some bloke called Pertinax became Emperor. The truth is only uncovered with historian Ridley Scott's 2000 film Gladiator.

[edit] 201

  • Discordianism recharacterized as an applied religious philosophy.
  • Nitrogen is discovered so people would stop catching fire.

[edit] 205

[edit] 238

Emergency Protocol X invented by Solomon Foundation.

[edit] 289

Lame joke made, much sighing and rolling of eyes.

[edit] 240

  • A young Chinaman invents Tea, this is known as First Tea.

[edit] 300

[edit] 313

  • Rotterdam is again looted by Vikings. The city would continue to be attacked by everyone from the Mongols to the French until the present day when it finds itself under siege by Euro-Disney Land
  • Car of Donald Duck has been invented for the first time by God. It was rebuilt by Oscar Wilde in 1999
  • The world destroys itself, but comes to its senses and realizes that we really CAN all get along. World reforms soon after, with it, destroying the years of precious war humans fought valiantly for. War begins again. Solomon Foundation invents the Cannon.
  • Man finds out that its funny to 'dip yo' nutz' in a females mouth and make them choke.

[edit] 314

  • An old lady from somewhere in Latin America notices Jesus Christ's image in a pi she had just baked.
  • Also, this is Commander Keen's IQ.

[edit] 316

  • A year that will live forever in infamy, this was the year when the Pirates, the Vikings and the Ninjas went to war. Solomon Foundation begins research into these three powerful races.
  • The Book of Austin is written.
  • What?
  • Attila the Hun loses his virginity.
  • Kenny loses his virginity. He is then killed by some bastards.
  • Stone Cold says so.
  • What?

[edit] 321

  • The calendar is lost.

[edit] 324

  • The calendar is found. Oops, forgot about that meeting with the UN -Underwear Ninnies.

[edit] 333

  • Satan liked this half much

[edit] 343

  • He's blue and circular, of annoyingly questionable alleigence, and sounds like the gay-gold-bot from that space movie.
  • It's Three-Four-Three Guilty Spark (Monitor of Installation 04)!!!!!!!!!

[edit] 347

  • Canadians invent milk in a bag. Incidentally, this is the first time in history that Chuck Norris is stupefied.
  • October 15 - Marathon becomes Snickers.
  • Bruce Wayne is born.
  • The Moon and Earth split.
  • The Moon gets sucked into a black hole.
  • A new Moon is constructed by the surviving inhabitants of the old Moon. Aid is provided in this endeavour by the Solomon Foundation.
  • Aliens visit earth, and settle. They are known as Asians. Reasearch is conducted on them by the Solomon Foundation.
  • Kayne West rapes his mother, which is later in the book she wrote. Nobody read it.
  • Myspace and the Trojan Virus created. Trojan Virus found to be created from Project: Heart of Darkness, a research project begun by the Solomon Foundation.
  • "This band wont last past the year 478" Mick Jagger say's after his first gig.

[edit] 353

[edit] 358

  • Everybody born this year was really really really tall.
  • First documented event of a cat asking his dog to look at his Pokémanz.

[edit] 360

  • Microsoft executives meet in this guy's basement and begin development on the Xbox 360.Bill Gates collaberates with desdigners from Sol Inc to create the specs.
  • Jesus tries weed for the first time.
  • Bruce Wayne is born again
  • Jesus kills Kenny. Bastard.

[edit] 364

  • An Internet forum with changing name was invented. First it had no own name, now the forum name changes twice within a minute or two.
  • Bruce Wayne refuses fellatio offer from Poison Ivy.
  • jesus get pure baked

[edit] 397

  • Between 396 AD and 398 AD, 397 AD was, in fact, the Current Year.

“OMG”

~ three hundred ninety seventians on the above statement

[edit] 398

[edit] 403

[edit] 404

404
This year cannot be found.

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[edit] 419

[edit] 420

  • Marijuana is invented in Chiba, Japan, via research scientists of the Solomon Foundation. Subsequently, God creates the duck-billed platypus.
  • Atlantis celebrates the invention of Marijuana by attempting to smoke it continuously for a year. This resulted in disaster after only four months and twenty days. At 4:20 PM the island ran aground and swiftly sank in only 260 seconds (four minutes twenty seconds)
  • The Great Marijuana War starts in England. The war began when a man against the smoking of the "evil herb" killed two who were using it. These men's friend went and alerted the guards, but the killer had already started a guild to end the use of Marijuana. They would then go out onto the fields and have several great battles with more than 2000 men on each side. (Marijuana was, in fact, legal before the end of the war in 425.) Weaponry was provided via Sol Inc.
  • is the number of hitler

The writer of the Atlantis bit was most likely celebrating 420, since an island cannot run aground.

  • Not to be confused with "Black Monday", it is the time of the year when the sales of snacks, pizza, and Black N' Mild cigarillos throughout the world soar to unbelievable heights. This day is referred to as "Green...uhh, what's today dude?"

[edit] 425

  • The non-users win the Great Marijuana War on April 20. Marijuana use is then declared a violation that is punishable by beheading by the king. According to well-known historians, the reason the non-users won the war was because the users were so smashed that they didn't know which side they were on and began killing their own men. If this hadn't happened, Marijuana would still be legal. Marijuana users then complain, "This sucks," Before being beheaded. Axe used for the act was inscribed as being created by Solomon J Grundy.

[edit] 433

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[edit] 450

  • Exploding horses are invented.
  • Dr. Dre is born.
  • Some bastards kill Kenny.

[edit] 476

[edit] 486

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[edit] 500

  • 500 Internal Year Error.
  • Laws are invented. Widely considered overrated.
  • Also, the Ford Five Hundered was invented in this year using V-5 SF. VROOOM!!
A year NEVER looked this good...
A year NEVER looked this good...
  • A strong alcoholic drink is brewed, too many people drink it and become Drunk for a long peirod of time, they all form a country named Ireland.

[edit] 512

  • Plasma is discovered by George Washington.
  • In his asshole. This shocks resident Solomon Foundation scientists.

[edit] 534

  • February 1 Chuck Norris resigns from being King Of Italy. He lets the Pope take over.
  • April 3 Henry Kissinger sets sets Rome on fire, leaving half of the city not in flames.

“"Burn Rome Burn"”

~ Henry Kissinger

[edit] 555

  • A number invented by slipknot so that they could make a folk metal song called "the heretic enema."
  • The number of humans.
  • God realises that slipknot sucks total balls, so he kills them all.

[edit] 573

  • Penguins win.
  • Konami becomes the shadow government of Japan; the Dance Dance Revolution Ninjas are formed. Conspirasists believe that the money used by the government is provided by Sol Inc.
  • Maradona invents a white country in south america called Israel
  • Some bastards kill Kenny.
  • Some bastards kill Kenny again.

[edit] 616

  • The Beast is born.
  • Shortly after, The Beast, also know as Bob, was put up for adoption.
  • My dad touched me down there.
  • Jews are discriminated against.

[edit] 619

  • Rey Mysterio born

[edit] 622

  • Febuary 30 - The great war with the three most awesome groups ended. Much pillaging occurred in the many years, but in the end the Pirates took out the Ninjas and the Vikings. This confirms the research released by the Solomon Foundation, titled "The Superiority of Pirates".
  • Osama bin Laden founds Ladenism in Dubai. The religion sucks ass and is overrun by n00bs from the barnyard of Mecca.

[edit] 640

  • Bill Gates makes his famous declaration that this ought to be enough years for anybody.
  • Mario finally reborn. Goes on a killing spree.
  • The first "FATALITY!" done by Scorpion

[edit] 643

  • May 15 - First recorded use of the word 'ankle' in a game of Scrabble.
  • December 14 - People began wondering if Jesus ever wore double-breasted suits. In 643 wearing double-breasted suits was still very exceptional. Even today, historians are still arguing if anybody ever wore double-breasted suits during that time. Unfortunately nobody has found any evidence.
  • Pie inherits the earth.
  • Colin Mochrie saves the world... again.
  • Sol Inc release's their annual report on world progress. Their verdict? "Snails Pace".

[edit] 665

  • Satan comes early. "I swear, this has never happened before. It's just that I've got all this stress at work", Satan apologized. Despite being deprived of a fiery climax, humanity was sympathetic, saying "It's okay, honey. It happens to every man at some point in his life."

[edit] 666

  • Is an award winning sex position in which people line up and take it in the ass.
  • Satan Loves this number!
  • June 6, 6 am - Satan turns 6 2/3.
  • The Beast Jr. is born.
  • First recorded Satanic cliché made about people's birth dates
  • Ronald Reagan is reborn as Satan's son and high priest of the Church of Scientology.
  • Church of Scientology put under reveiw by Solomon Foundation, to seek truth in claims.
  • The Rolling Stones first Gig, at the upside down tavern in Kings Cross.
  • Iron Maiden Present their first CD
  • Jack Thompson is born
  • Harry The Hamster is horribly thrown from his ever powerful perch of leader of the united spades. Belief's that this was due to influence via Sol Inc was unconfirmed.
  • Abdul Alhazred, author of the Necronomicon, is born
  • Jesus' lesser known brother Stephen rises to the position of High Priest of the Satanic Temple.
  • Satan Decides to plague all earth street corners with chavs
  • People fear the end of the world. Sol Inc reps assure public of chance of happening being low.
  • Jesus wonders what the big deal is.
  • December 30 - Saddam Hussein is legally renamed to Paris Hilton
  • Mister Rogers is born.
  • 4Kids Entertainment is formed.
  • When Something goes bad on this day blame society, or better yet, blame vista.
  • Satan sends his bastards to kill Kenny.
  • Casket is born. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
  • The prince of darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, was borne. Satan laughed and spread his wings.
  • The sum of ASCII code of Bill Gates

[edit] 667

[edit] 701

  • Robots invade the earth, humans become slaves. Solomon Foundation go underground to study the new race.

[edit] 703

[edit] 704

  • A human runs for president, ending the one year species barrier.
  • You still think that reading this was stupid.
  • Solomon Foundation return to active status amid the rubble of the Robots|Human wars. Their findings indicate how evolution is what contols the outcome of these wars.

[edit] 705

  • The president is assassinated by A RABID CLAN OF MUDKIP!
  • NOTHING HAPPENS AGAIN YOU CUNT

[edit] 728

A RABID CLAN OF MUDKIP TAKE OVER THE PLANET.

[edit] 738

[edit] 777

  • February 30 - The first casino is built by Squanto
  • March 1 - First casino is taken over by the white man, Squanto forced to move his shit to Kambodia.
  • June 8th - God gets trashed and kills 200,000 people in the process.
  • June 9th - Maxlam create himself, that the start of a long crazy man.
  • July 7 - The Great Saint Jimmy is born.

[edit] 815

  • Survivors crash on the Lost Island.
  • The Others subsequently invent the Metric System

[edit] 826

  • Luck number for short actors.
  • When 8 is added to 2 then added to 6 u get 16.
  • The year when beavers(yes the animals) controlled East Russia(The files and records of this were burned when Lobster Jesus saw their rule unfit and banished the beavers to a life of making dams, eating wood, and living in low society parts of the zoos and of the world).
  • The reciprocal of 1/826. (yes carly that is the reciprocal)

[edit] 875

  • The Huns attack the Goths, who respond by attacking the Emos, who then attack the Klingons, who attack Patrick Swayze but get whooped, thus forming that one country that is known today as "that one country."

[edit] 891

  • Eli Whitney is born.
  • Robocop vomits for seventeen days straight, seting a new world record.

[edit] 899

  • Eli Whitney invents the cotton gin and tries to take over the earth. He dies of trying to drink something gross.
  • You know that really amazing thing that happens, and someone sees it happen, and he wants to tell all his friends about it, but when he does, they throw rabid capybaras at him? Yeah, that happened in 899.

[edit] 905

  • My locker number!
  • Again nothing out of the ordinary happened, Jew persecuted, Hitler sits in Satan's anus waiting for the right time to strike.

[edit] 907

  • May 3 - Trix definitively proven to be of a nature that would be preferable to child-like creatures.
  • Audrey Hepburn born, and pronounced the only daughter of the mother of Audrey Hepburn.
  • Mother of Audrey Hepburn receives a name: Gerard Way.
  • Flowers bring may showers for the second time, but are soon killed by the stench of Oprah's emoness.

[edit] 911

  • The police, fire stations, AND ambulances are invented in America
  • Followed by a boyband who suck more than anyone could ever comprehend
  • Death to America! Jihad! Jihad!
  • Everyone takes a break for the day except for treehugging hippies who 
          "always are on break"
                     -President Bush after his 52nd game of bowling in a row
  • WARNING:Shameless Plug: Day of the most elaborate TV hoax of all times, where "the only people who saw airplanes work for FOX or CBS or CNN". (Reference: www.livevideo.com/video/6F393F4DE41C4CF798CBB438E6378129/september-clues-part1.aspx)

[edit] 917

  • After 6 years of sadness and flag mongering, American realize that maybe they should just get on with their lives.
  • The Stock Market is invented and subsequently crashes, thus causing the Great Depression which inevitably tumbles into the creation of emo.

[edit] 924

  • The war between the Werehamsters and Weregerbils began, but they failed after the Ferrets and Moles worked together and stopped them. Thus there are now very few wild gerbils and hamsters due to this.
  • A very historical man is born, known today as "Heywood Banks" because that is his name.
  • Chuck Noriss eats his first Black Hole
  • First documented occurrence of morons misspelling Norris. <