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Illuminati Document 5318008
Gentleman,
Regarding your concerns on the recent capture of the Simpson boy, I can assure
you they are unfounded as any information he has is the usual disinformation and
thus proves no consequence to our agenda. The father however, who you may recall
eliminated the Stone Cutters for us a few years ago, now remains firmly in our
grasp.
Also my compliments on the speedy resolution of the WJU problem, no doubt taken
care of by our contacts at the facility (perhaps a nice gift basket is in order ?).
Already our plans have already begun to come to fruition, thanks to Dr. Pike's
12 year olds invading the internet project, as the User:Rossangeles is slowly being
driven to madness. Has there been any word from Dr. Pike on their further progress ?
Agent X
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