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“And the number of the beast shall be 666. To 667 thou shalt not count nor to 665 unless proceeding directly on to 666. 669 is right out!”

~ God on 665

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[edit] 665

665 is several things:

1. 665 is extremely square... being the square of 25.788. This is in direct contrast to 666 which is altogether more obtuse with 25.807 as its square root.
2. 665 the Square Root of 442225 which is a highly irrelevant and even ugly nown this as opposed to 443556 which in leet speak means to drive OUT the ass with a chuging contest of Mountain dew Game fuel (limited edition) (alternitive, A1 staek sauce, any other brand will kill your ass if chuged) Laser printers will kill your ass in the war of the rip off movies. Alter has the much more important 666 as a square root.
3. 665 is a jealous number due to its highly regular and inferior status.
4. 665 is the number of people Macrohard CEO Steve Ballmer Threatens to Kill on an average workday.
5. 665 is the number of the Wannabeast
6. 665 is the numeric portion of the address to the home of the little known Neighbor of the Beast, though he has on frequent occasions attempted to conceal this fact by flipping the last number to be a 9.

[edit] Discovery of 665

The number 665 is generally believed to have been discovered in Bleenty Three Oh Bleen B.C. by Jesus 1.5a who was randomly dialing telex extensions in hopes of locating his archrival the syrup manufacturing Auntie Christ. What he got instead was the Wannabeast a pathetic pretender to Satan's throne whos effectiveness was only slightly more frightening then the notorious Bad Times Virus.

The following is a transcription of their phone record from "8 Track" found near the Dead Sea.

[edit] Transcript

Jesus 1.5a: "Auntie Christ is that you?"

Wannabeast: "Do I sound like your Aunt Jesus... it is I the destroyer of worlds devourer of..."

Jesus 1.5a: "Yeah right! Wannabeast I recognize your voice hows it hanging"

Wannabeast: "Stop calling me Wannabeast... I shall destroy all crea...."

Jesus 1.5a: "Verily Verily I say unto the thout art a failure and a fool thou shalt succeed in nothing"

Wannabeast: "Hey! I have 8 Track.. and Betamax"

Jesus 1.5a: (Laughter) "Hey I have an inside tip on a new technology. They call it Optical Disks"

Wannabeast: "Are you sure because I was thinking Laser Disc myself..."

Jesus 1.5a: "Why not try both. Say hi to your mother for me ok."

Wannabeast: "Yeah sure thing. You know you always were my favorite Jesii..."

End of Call

[edit] Controversy over the Wannabeast Tapes

Critics have pointed out that the behavior of Jesus 1.5a is contradictory to that of Original Jesus as recorded in the 'Gospel of Sir Elton John'. However scholars are quick to point out that this is completely consistent with other Jesii.

Macrohard meanwhile is taking no chances and has pushed back release of Jesus 2.0 by at least another 2-3 millenia.

“The Delays are in keeping with our new consistency policy. For instance we have re-worded our installer files from the less accurate 'This may take a few minutes' to the more accuruate 'This will halt your computer for the rest of the year'.”

~ Bill Gates on Wannabeast Controversy

Adding more fuel to the fire is a patent dispute filed by a pair of Nymphomaniac Tree Slyphs who claimed to have invented the number and that it was never in fact discovered by Jesus 1.5a at all but stolen by the Jesii after a Kitten Huffing orgy.

[edit] Capitalizing on the Controversy

ArtixEntertainment the Nazi Scientist creators of AdventureQuest have already capitalized on the the controversy by adding a Wannabeast quest that can be gained by following a series of secret directions learned from Boog.

“Having already duplicated the Leeroy Jenkins phenomena. Stealing this was the next logical step for us.”

~ Artix von Krieger on Wannabeast Quest

When asked when DragonFable would go out of beta von Krieger laughed.

“You mean people are still taking DragonFable seriously? That was just an april fools Joke. But don't worry AssaultMecha, Aeon Lore, and several other product releases are expected in the next year.”

~ Artix von Krieger on DragonFable Beta

Meanwhile the movie rights have been purchased for the story by NBC who have hired Alex Proyas the director of I, Robot! to direct.

“We have taken some creative liber... well actually we changed the story significan... Well ok its pretty much a totally different story that we tacked the name on. But hey it has killer action sequences and Will Smith what more could you ask for.”

~ Alex Proyas on ''The Number of The Wannabeast''