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Spoiler warning: Plot spoilers, such as the fact that

THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST ISN'T ACTUALLY 666,

may follow. Read on at your own discretion.

666 is often mistaken to be the number of beast. For correction, see 616.

Coincidence?... i think not muhuhahaha!!!1111

“THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST! HELL AND FIRE WAS SPAWNED TO BE RELEASED!”

~ Iron Maiden

“666 is evil, but 25.806975801127880315188420605149 is the root of all evil!”

~ Geeks on Evil

“OMG!”

~ Bratz on Evil

Maybe you mean 616? O_o

The telephone number of the diablo.

Alternatively, the Chinese food order of the Beast. With really crispy duck.

In ancient Greece they believed that the the whore of Mt. Olympus had three gold 6's enscribed upon her knockers.

Proven in a 1997 poll to be Barney's favorite number.

The number of men Paris Hilton did before turning 12.

1 Numerology
2 Fun facts
3 The Top 666 Variations of 666 that have been Done to Death
4 See Also

[edit] Numerology

It will come as no surprise to advanced mathematicians, better known as numerologists, that 666*1337/42 = 21,201. This not being a Fibonacci number, nor Π, whilst still repeating, proves beyond the light of a doubt that 666 is clearly a number to be reckoned with.

[edit] Fun facts

Rotated it will result in 999 or ggg.

VISA is another, little known form of the mark of the beast:

VI=6 (Roman Numerals) S=6 (Greek) A=6 (Babylonian)

Ronald Reagan's house number was 666, but he had the number changed to hide his secret identity as Satan. Ronald Reagan's first, middle, and last names all have six letters in them, as did his nickname, the "Gipper". He was known as the "Teflon" president which has 6 letters in it. Also, he was voted to become President in 1980. Add 1+9+8+0 and you get 18, which is 6+6+6.

Ancient Romans used to identify citizenship with a mark of "666" arranged in a "triskele" pattern with the "tails" pointing inward. Consequently, the Roman Empire was smashed by the Visigoths, who rightfully thought that any civilization that marked themselves with cutesy widdle three-petaled flowers were total wusses.

Al Gore's name in all lowercase letters, when added up with each character's ASCII value, adds up to 666. This is undeniable proof that the world narrowly avoided the Apocolypse, the Rapture, Revelation, and all that hoopla in the 2000 election.

On a telephone pad, "Mom" aka Ministry of Magic is spelled with the digits 666.

Speaking of "Mom", I did your mom 666 times last night while you were sleeping. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!! Now I'm tired.

Barney the Purple Dinosaur is also known as Satan, because: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR, in classic latin letters: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR. And then C + V + V + L + D + I + V = 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666

vi vi vi = 666, which is undisputable proof that vi is the editor of the beast.

Adding the ASCII values of "BILL GATES 3", "WINDOWS 95" or "MS-DOS 6.21" results in 666.

I have 666 on the back of my scalp!

[edit] The Top 666 Variations of 666 that have been Done to Death

-666 {the Number of the Beast's charity worker identical twin)
0.666 (the Number of the Millibeast)
42
69 Number of the Pimpbeast
333 (the Demi-Christ)
555 (the Little Brother of the Beast)
667 (the Wannabeast)
668 (the Neighbor of the Beast)
664-668 (the Neighborhood of the Beast)
$665.⁹⁹ (the Retail Price of the Beast)
$705.⁹¹ (the Retail Price of the Beast, with 6% sales tax)
$565.⁹⁹ (the Wal-Mart Price of the Beast)
$465.⁹⁹ (the Wal-Mart Price of the Beast, twenty minutes after you bought it)
696 (the Beast's number when that middle six flips over its bloody screw again and GOD why can't I tighten this screw)
777 Jesus fckzn j00
999 (the Number of the Aussie Beast)
1337 (the Number of the L33t Beast)
616 (the mark of the typo beast)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (the Irrational Fear of the Beast)
25.8069758 (the square root of the Beast)
443556 (the Beast squared)
111 (the Number of the Beast divided by 7 --Goderic 20:42, 6 January 2008 (UTC))
36,926,037 (the Beast cubed)
166 (the number of the whore)
-0.80901699437494742410229341718282 (the sine of the Beast)
(666) (the area code of the Beast)
66666-666 (the Zip Code of the Beast)
606 (The Number of the faux-Beast)
352.22 (Temperature (°C) of the Beast)
625.37 (Temperature (K) of the Beast)
2 * 3 * 3 * 37 (the Prime Factorization of the Beast)
54° (Reference Angle of the Beast)
Hexhexhexium (the chemical element of the Beast)
666-66-6666 (Social Security Number of the Beast)
IBM stands for 666. I=6; B=6; M=6.
6,666,666 (The Number of the Megabeast)
279 (Not the Number of the Beast)
144 (the Number of the bitch)
911 (The toll free number for Babylonia)
1010011010 (the nuber of the geek)
Rokurokuroku (The weaboo beast)