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~ Michael Myers on A

“No developers?”

~ Steve Ballmer

After ~, the second letter in the Latin alphabet. A has been determined by scientists to be the oilest letter on the keyboard.

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1 Creation of "A"
2 Life of A
3 False Reports of Death
4 The "A"
5 Canada
6 Negative Connotation
7 See Also

[edit] Creation of "A"

In the beginning, the only letters that existed included the letter y as in "Why no other letters?", 7 and Some Kind of Squirrel (whose name is rumoured to be Terry Nutkins). Therefore, there was no such thing as God. So, y and 7 had a little love in, captured on the squirrel's webcam for the Youtube, and gave birth to a God. After all that crappy light, planet and Internet creation He did, God needed to make life to live on the Internet, but all of the planets were in the wrong order, and none of them could sustain life. So, God created Fonzie. Fonzie walked up to the planet Earth and bumped it just right. With that the Earth was bumped into the perfect place to sustain life, when Fonzie saw this he let out his trademark "Ayyyy!". God was pleased and dedicated the first letter of the alphabet was to be named after Fonzie's trademark "Ayyyy!".

Y was displeased with this, lifted up its tail (becoming W) and took one of seven, leaving six. And six being the evil number of the devil, you can tell what happened next.

[edit] Life of A

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A, (Born a) had a rough childhood. Born in 1066 to period and exclamation mark, she was adopted into a family of vowels, she was teased by her big-mouth brother O and suffered anorexia on account of not being as slender as her sister I.

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In 1972 A turned her back on her family, moved to France and took up a life of prostitution and alcoholism. Fortunately, it was during this time that she met V, who showed A a better life and with whom she began a torrid love affair. However, it all fell apart when fate intervened: ~, the other woman, stripped A of her one true love, V, and in the same blow stole A's position as the pre-eminent letter in the Latin alphabet.

Sadly, A now hangs out once again with the other hookers, chewing vitamins and performing various sinister acts involving sausage. Despite this, A is a major supporter of Public Television, most notably the television show Sesame Street where she is often a sponsor. Recently, A has been seen with É, E's French twin.

A controversial new theory unveiled in Oscar Wilde's new book That Rat Bastard ∩ claims that A was not responsible for the aforementioned behavior, which was actually perpetrated by ∩ while wearing a pointy hat and a belt in an effort to discredit A.

In the 16th Century, the French proposed an Asland as opposed to an Island. Even then, they had to come up with their own Frenchie names for things, such as pork.

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[edit] False Reports of Death

In 331 A.D., it was falsely reported by the New ars for never receiving an A on her report cards.
A almost died in 2008, when Chuck Norris attacked it, however when A pointed out Chucks middle name (alexander) actually contains two As, Chuck decided against it, as a middle name Lexnder, is not quite 'Chuck' enough .
A tragically died 3 years earlier, when a testicle got lodged in his throat during a sex change operation. The jews were blamed.
A had got ran over by Knight Rider in his bright orange BMW which is currently situated in North East Africa. It has turned out that B is the culprit of blastpheming.

[edit] The "A"

The letter A has revolutionized America and some of Africa...

[edit] Canada

A is also known as the Canadian Question Mark. It is clearly pronounced at the end of a question. Especially if it is a statement you wish to inquestionate. e.g.:

    USA - Isn't that a pretty big pussy!?
    Canada - That's a pretty big pussy! A

[edit] Negative Connotation

grade-A: adj. people that are prone to asshole-ism. usage: "...my grade-A girlfriend..."

type-A: adj. or Noun. A type of personality where the individual is prone to asshole-ism. euphemism for asshole and the likes. Usually used as "type-A personality". e.g. "All pilots have type-A personalities."

Also, the letter A has been sued for allowing it's brother to take place in Ass hole. Instead, it's speclled EEshole. I HATE E!!!

Also, A is what crazy stupid fat kids do alot.

The letter A has also been used mostly when people are talking to "aardarks". Aardvarks are awesome. Yes. Very Awesome.

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