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Nestled safely between the foothills of Mount Fuji and the Japanese coastline, the district is constantly being modernized, due to almost constant monster attacks. As soon as the construction is complete on a new building, it is destroyed by an ogre. This makes construction companies happy, and has been accused of being a conspiracy.

Some 11,184,810 people have been led in these attacks in the past ten years.

[edit] Naming

Sources indicate that the speech was going to read thus:

"We, at the AAAAAAA, plan to call this tokyoYOYOY district 'Akihabara'"

Unfortunately, due to an ill-timed Iron beam, the speech came out as:

"We, here at the AAAAAAA, plan to call this area 'AAAAAAA'!!!!"

The name "Akihabara" went to another district in Tokyo, much to the chagrin of the AAAAAAA, who later relocated to a much safer area of the world.

[edit] The AAAAAAA District Conspiracy

Some have said that the appearance of a monster and subsequent the destruction of a building is somewhat suspicious. Occasionally, someone has raised the question of "why is new building X being destroyed by monster X?" Each time this question has come up, however, the person asking has always been killed by the monster. I guess that's what you get for asking questions.

Those that aren't killed by the monster attack are often seen a few weeks later talking about how much money they saved through the AAAAAAA. The eerie pale glow in their eyes is rarely commented on, and generally ignored by friends and family--many of whom also switch their insurance to AAAAAAA.

I'm bored and Shannon is stupid. Shannon was the one who invented the A in 1500 B.C. I'm always being hit by bombs. Always.

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