AAMP
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The Australian Automatic Motoring Party (AAMP) was formed out of sheer laziness in 1973 by Fred Wyllis, who became the party's first leader. The basic ideals of the party are:
- Manual vehicles are stupid, primitive and therefore pointless.
- Everyone should drive an automatic vehicle.
- No Kombi vans. Also, Jane Fonda must wear a hat at all times.
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[edit] History
The party has not achieved any acclaim with voters and has never made it within 500 metres of Parliament House. The closest the party ever got to winning a seat in the senate was on May 11, 1979, when then Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser's car refused to start. The leader of the AAMP at the time, Al DuPont, helped Fraser fix the car. DuPont then stole Fraser's car after Fraser made a pass at DuPont's toupee`. Police tracked DuPont down later that day. He was released from custody, but only after he had disgraced his party. In recent times, the party has had major success with derrelects and rowdy teens who are eager to swipe free political bumper stickers and badges.
[edit] Politically Discgraceful - What World Leaders Have Said About The AAMP:
"The what now?" - Ronald Reagan
"A bunch of slimy, no - good political scumbags" - Paul Keating
"You've got to be joking" - John Major
"Bastards. Just plain bastards." - Queen Elizabeth 2
"They are just a party of fools and idiots. I hope they all burn in hell." - Pope John Paul 2
"I like them" - Satan
"Politically disgraceful." - Richard Nixon
[edit] List Of Leaders Of The AAMP In Chronological Order:
Jan 18, 1973 - Oct 12, 1975: Fred Wyllis
Oct 12, 1975 - Jul 21, 1977: William "The Frown" McFarley
Jul 21, 1977 - May 17, 1979: Al DuPont
May 11, 1979 - Aug 2, 1979: Richard "No" Dick
Aug 2, 1979 - Feb 27, 1983: Donald Clarenfackel
Feb 27, 1983 - Oct 9, 1985: Ray Paxton
Oct 9, 1985 - Dec 21, 1988: Phil McCain
Dec 21, 1988 - Mar 19, 1992: Geoff "Miserable Old Bastard" Frost
Mar 19, 1992 - Dec 3, 1995: Rob Bor
Dec 3, 1995 - Jan 30, 1999: John Richter
Jan 30, 1999 - Nov 15, 2002: Brian Sommerset
Nov 15, 2002 - Aug 19, 2005: Felix Fargo
Aug 19, 2005 - Jan 7, 2006: Peter "Stupid Irritating Git" Tervicks
Jan 7, 2006 - Present: Lyndon "The Nose" Nose
