AIM
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AIM is a program that allows child predators easy access to any child with a internet access. It also allows cybering for shamelessly ugly people.
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[edit] History
AIM was created when Tappy|Cough (commonly known as Tapyoka Da Fax) wanted to destroy the Milky Way with his Super-Powerful!(TM) Atomic bomb.
Stalin decided that North Korea just not was to be destroyed like that , Stalin said: "We have our people, our proletariat! Workers of North Korea, unite!"
Hovewer, Stalin, agreed that, if all the world except North Korea was to be destroyed, he wouldn't care. George Bush then tried to do a 1337war against Stalin, God bless America omg
Then the UN seeing this, decided to institute the AIM.
Tappy|Cough, and George Bush were kidnapped and then killed with the guilottine by the UN secretary, Kofi Annan.
Despite being a complete and utter failure in comparison to all other IM units, it has reached un thought of popularity in the USA because as one american puts it "I aint usin no bitch ass MSN that them dam other countreez usez".
[edit] Independent association with Kyoto Protocol
The Kyoto Protocol, aka the Nintendo Revolution protocol, is used by the AIM.
[edit] Influential AIM Conversations in American History
kinglouis8: taxes for your tea lolz
hancockslap: wtf stfu
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southernerzrule: hey abe wats up
honestabe: sorry brb
southernerzrule: k
(one hour later)
southernerzrule: sunuvabitch
(incoming message)
wilkiebooth: wassup homeboy
southernerzrule: dam linkin cut me off
wilkiebooth: don't worry bout it homz, i'll bust a cap in his ass 4 ya
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algore2000: so then i had an uber idea, it wuz called the internet
billygate: that is soooo 1337
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trickydick74: so then i burglarized the watergate hotel lmao
deepthroat: hmm coolz man (copy, paste)
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slickwilly: So my wife had a headache :(
Looinsky: I got a crazy idea that you just might like...
slickwilly: keep talking ;]
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dubya4ever: dude im bored
hollabackvp: lets invade iraq
dubya4ever: ...
dubya4ever: shit ok lets do that
hollabackvp: :o)
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MisterX: So, do you like linkin park?
Mrs. X: heheh yes.
MisterX: wats ur name?
Mrs. X: Misses X
MisterX: im brian xiao, and i was shot out of my mom's asshole when she wanted to take a shit. i landed in the toilet and went to the sewer where i found all the linkin park CD's and loved it.
Mrs. X: ok. tehehe, i'm actually a gay guy. i'm 40 and live in the basement of my grandma's house. i like to spy on you. want to meet?
MisterX: ok. lets meet behind the dumpster and get a gyro before we go.
