ASL
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ASL (or A/S/L) is an internet-speak acronym, which literally translates as "Assholes Selling Licor1c3" or "Asshole Selling Lemonade". It is used instead of just saying "Wanna buy licor1c3 or l3m0nad3? LoL" because it is shorter and more to the point. It also makes the person who is asking appear really cool, because saying "wanna buy?" is just so adult. Asl also means Ass Sex Lol. For example:
c00lguy40 - adult person, uncool guy trying to appear cool
w4nn4 d0 1t - cool girl
c00lguy40: ASL w4nn4 d0 1t w4nn4 d0 1t: 9/F/Dic0r1c3 c00lguy40: 1Ll sell 1t t0 y0u 4 5 buhjallion d0la7s w4nn4 d0 1t: K, h3r3 1s cd-key: 2912-4927-3416-8301-7471-5816 c00lguy40: You g0t sc4mm3d! >:) *c00lguy40 has signed off* w4nn4 d0 1t: Fuck11!!111!!!OMGeleventy-seven110312111!
[edit] Example of use(ass sex lol)
fl00ck: Wanna have asl 9fgoogle.com
9fgoogle.com: sure
fl00ck: kk u wearing a condom?
9fgoogle.com: na.
fl00ck: fuck u assfucking asl!@!@!@!!1 w111 r4p3 y00!!
9fgoogle.com was later found in a street in Dallas,Texas with severe but rapings.
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The Masters of the Internet have made ASL the official online mating call.
[edit] Example of Use
kranYo: hey kranYo: asl minty4 minty4: 12/M/Up ur ass kranYo: LeTs GeT It On!!!! minty4: Please sir, lemonade please. kranYo: Plain or Pink? In other words, PP :) minty4: I want Pink. how much? kranYo: HL2 Cdkey. minty4: K :). 27321-3481624-23581723-1234981237 kranYo: K, here's y0u7 Pink Lemonade. *minty4 has signed off* kranYo: OMG! DIS IS A FAKE CDKEY! I GOT SCAMMED!!!!eleventy-oneguhjallion1221311!
Hours later, this was in the newspaper.
"Police found the body of 12-year-old boy Juranisarus Roox. Apparently, he had shot himself in the back of the head because he had been scammed of his pink lemonade while committing ASL. Sources explain he went on the internet known as kranYo. He left a death note.
I wuz scammed of my pink lemonade!!1111!!eleventy-sevengajilljun111!
5 years later, minty4 also known as Parappa Da Pappa confessed he scammed kranYo. minty4 is a 23 year old drug addict. He made a book called A Few Little Pieces. He was featured on harpO. Days later, it was found that Parappa Da Pappa wasn't really a drug addict as people thought. He was actually a gay person who made a fake non-fiction book. Seconds later, his book fell from #1 Best Selling Book In Da Histowee of Amazon.com, to #1 WORST Selling Book in Da Histowee of Amazon.com.
Police arrested him, and is now on death row, hours away from execution as you read this."
This is what he WROTE. Remember, some of this language.. MAY be inappropriate for kids under 70.
I SCAMMED HIM LOL!!!111!!212123123OMG1221901284! I GOT HL2 CDKEY 4nd PL4Y3D IT!!!12121231231312315981754189236123131641512851789712371982371238109732941-923801284018240391923017239123123!!!ELEVENTY-SEVEN!!!!111
Police suspect the random numbers he has written may be a secret code to someone.
New news: Parappa Da Pappa's execution has been delayed due to rain, and is now scheduled to begin on June 6, 2006. The day of Satan - 6/6/06
New new news: 6/6/06 was decided to be left out of the calender, because of it alleged ties to the mafia and Rambo and possibly the Teletubbies.
Update: As there was nothing to sacrifice him to (Steve Jobs having an appointment at the London Orphanage for Blind Crippled Children, Parappa Da Pappa was leased to the Maddison County Zoo, pending his second trial, on further charges of Sucking Really Bad.
New Update: Parappa Da Pappa has been released from Maddison County Zoo after finding all animals there had their assholes ripped apart, even the snakes. He is now being sent to his mother's house for further inspection.
New Update VEETWO!!!: Parappa Da Pappa has been released from his mother's house after finding his mother's ear severely stretched apart, possibly due to an ear fetish. But we know that's a lie because he has a small dick.
