A Gold Hat
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This is A Gold Hat.
“ZOMG LOL OSKER WILDE DIDN"T PSOT ON THIS ARTICKLE I WEEN! KE KE KE”
~ Detective Dipshit on Oscar Wilde's lack of comment on this article
“Kill yourself. And the name's Wilde. Oscar Wilde. Bitch.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the above comment
A Gold Hat has been heavily involved with world politics throughout the second half of the 20th Century, making key contributions to both the Kyoto Protocol on Bob Dole and the invention of the infinite candle. The Hat has won great praise for both its lustre and its commitment to bettering international relations and furthering the cause of world peace, though it has also attracted criticism for being rather too heavy for practical use as a hat.
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[edit] Copright Issues
A Gold Hat withdrew somewhat from public view in 1996, when Rupert Murdoch had the bodies of several of his enemies encased in gold and displayed in the grounds of his hyper-mansion, and copyrighted the word gold to discourage imitators.
However the Hat re-emerged in 2005 as A Glod Hat, and made vital contributions to the Live 8 Concert's notorious racist set design. Six months later Murdoch's statues were found to have been encased in Golb by mistake, and the Hat was once again able to use its birth-name.
[edit] List of Places where Everybody Wears a Gold Hat
- Altrincham, UK
- Pluto (previously a planet, now downgraded to a county)
- The back room of the Tar and Gurgle club in Bangkok.
[edit] Criticisms
- "The fucking thing weighs a ton" - Oscar Wilde, describing a sealion's hernia, served to him at La Maison Vulgaire in the Loire Valley, France, in August 1896.
[edit] See Also
- Hat (not gold)
