UnBooks:A UTP: Link Gets Pregnant and Dies
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Link: Gee... is sure is boring around here!
Mai boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to?
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions wish to produce an heir.
The King: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ how can we help?
Gwonam: It is written! Only Link can get pregnant.
Link: Great, I can't wait to get pregnant; I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time, your womb is enough.
Link: How about a kiss; for luck?
Zelda: You've got to be kidding me!
Gwonam: SQUADALAH! We are off!
Ganon: F**k me Link, and I will make your pregnant belly the gr-r-r-r-reatest is Koridai, or else you will DIE!!
Link:Great, I can wait to f**k Ganon!
Zelda: A whole month gone, and still no pregnancy.
Impa: I'm certain he's alright. The Triforce of wisdom promises that Link will safely get pregnant.
Zelda: Link, I want you to go to Gamalon and f**k Ganon again.
Link: Great, I can't wait to get pregnant.
Link: How about a kiss; for luck?
Zelda: You've got to be kidding me! (again)
Gwonam: SQUADALAH! We are off!
Ganon: F**k me (again) Link, and I will make your pregnant belly the gr-r-r-r-reatest is Koridai, or else you will DIE!! (again)
Link:Great, I can wait to f**k Ganon! (again)
Nine months later...
Link: Gee; I sure am pregnant around here.
Mai boi, this pregnancy is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what Ganon (my baby-daddy) is up to?
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the Isle of Koridai.
The King: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ how can we help?
Gwonam: It is written! Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: Link is too pregnant to defeat Ganon.
Link: F**K!
The King: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ I wonder what's for dinner?
Link: Oh Boy! I'm so pregnant, I could eat an octorock!
Still Later...
The King: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
Zelda: But Father, what is something happens to you?
The King: I'll take the Triforce of Dinner to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
Zelda: Impa?!
Impa: Don't worry Zelda, the Triforce of Wisdom promises the king will safely return.
Link: Yeah, that old King's no match for (my baby-dady) Ganon!
The King: YOU MUST DIE!!
Fari: There's the traitor Your Majesty!
Link: Please, Your Omnipotence, have mercy!
The King: After you DIE then we can talk about mercy, take Link away.
Fari: Yes My Liege.
The King & Zelda: [riotous laughing]
Link: Great! I can't wait to DIE!
Link: Yeah, I DIED!
