AaTraders

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AaTraders is a MMORPG, in which you aim to deploy Halfling or Panda eggs (depending on your alignment) on to small planets, these eggs hatch, and ultimately mate, to create a hybrid creature.

[edit] Players

AaTraders sports over 160 servers, and 7 million players, showing that it is BETTER than World of Warcraft. A recent study shows that most of the players range from 18-23 years old, to accommodate for this, many of the servers now have a "ghetto" or "gangsta" theme, in which, instead of flying around in Banana Planes, you drive around in pimped out cars.

[edit] Gameplay

Gameplay in AaTraders is fairly simple, the controls are:

P Key: Fly/Walk upwards

O Key: Fly/Walk downwards

R Key: Fly/Walk leftwards

N Key: Fly/Walk rightwards

In order to Attack/Shoot, you need to push the ! button, if you have deployed enough eggs, you may use an OMEGATTACK by pushing Ctrl+Alt+Delete twice.

To deploy the eggs, you must first select which size egg you want to deploy, size 3 or 8, then, use this simple math formula to figure out which button to push:

[edit] Servers

In AaTraders, servers have different themes, they are:

Servers 1-50

Dinosaur

Servers 51-100

Ghetto

Servers 101-150

Space

Servers 151-159

Medieval Times

Server 160

Girl Server

The Girl server was established 2 years ago, as the Admins received many complaints about players shouting out "OMG! LETS CYBER!!!11one!" In order to see whether this was true, many males set up female accounts, and snuck into server 160.

[edit] Account Creation

In account creation you first enter your real first name and second name, then you enter in your Authentication key, which is made up of numbers ad letters. On the next page you enter in the specific username that you want. (My username is "fgjfgshsdfk44" because im f***ed in the head) After typing your specified username, enter your e-mail address into the designated space. Then click submit. The site will then send you an email saying what your password is. It is usually a jumble of letters, symbols and numbers. You cannot change this in game.

[edit] Billing

Billing is unusual. You only get billed if you are being a Jackass in-game, or if you die a horrific death, or if you kill somebody horrifically, or if you commit suicide horrifically. The cost is $150 US. But its worth it as long as you are really good at the game. THis is how they bill you, the send the bill through your IP, which bill s your telephone account.

Horrifyingly futuristic isn't it?

[edit] Character Creation

When you log into your account for the first time, it will automatically bring up the character creation process. You will choose what your pilot looks like, and then what your bananaship looks like. After, you will enter in the character name, and click create. From then on you can play AaTraders.

Each time you load the game, you will have to create a new character and bananaship, and start back on Tutorial Island, the games noob area. Fortunately, you only get billed 15$US per character.

[edit] Other Consoles

AaTraders has also been developed for the Nintendo Gamecube, Xbox and Playstation 360. AaTraders is compatible with online play on the Xbox 360, but since the Xbox 360 completely sucks crap (sorry, halo fanboys.) nobody plays it.