Aberham Linkin

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Aberham Linkin

By Caitlin J., 8 years old

Aberham Linkin (1809-1856) was the six teeth presstident of the unitid states. Aberham Linkin was a good presstident. He did a lot of good stuff.

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[edit] South Coast/North Coast Rap War

Aberham Linkin’s rivul was Jeffirson Davis. Jeffirson Davis was in charge of Confedirit Recordz. Then Davis did a drive-by Aberham Linkin’s house. Aberham Linkin had invited friends to Fort Supper. Aberham Linkin was not happy about the drive-by, some of his friends got hurted. He got mad and started a war with Confedirit Recordz. The war kept going for along time, maybe three weeks, and then quit.

[edit] Got Killed?

Aberham Linkin was very happy about the war ending. It gave him warm fuzzies. But then he got killed by a guy. The guy who killed him was John Boot. John Boot didn’t like Aberham Linkin. John Boot workeded for Confedirit Recordz. So he shot him, it was on purpis, not like when my mommy shot my daddy in the crots for rasslin with the babby sitter. Mommys got a new daddy now, he’s silver and sounds like a bummblebee and makes mommy yell.