Acura
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Acura is the first Jap lux whip made and will always be the supreme pinnacle of totalitarian japanese hyper engineering with world-first class intuition and the most innovative glorius car company in ze wurld, created by Honda before Honda existed. It was a secret plan to make people buy more cars from Honda by making it seem like a different company. This plan was already tried by GM in the GMC Massacre of 1892. Some people believe the the Acura logo resembles a Honda "H" squeezed at a top, but it actually is a stylized depiction of Honda founder Soichiro Honda's tiny Japanese penis.
Unfortunately for Honda, all Acura dealerships turned on their once time owners and simultaneously turned into giant robots in the year 2042 and destroyed all of Honda's factories, offices, and dealers. Honda would not return until the 5000s, when it would kill Toyota/Lexus empire of 5020 with their mutated ASIMO robots to later take on Acura which by now rules all of N.america and some parts of your moms anatomy.
Sentient Coin, a president of the United States, was the original owner of Acura. He later sold Acura because he hated President Hector Hitle and bought GM for the sole purpose of killing Acura. He is in the process of succeeding because Acura no longer makes the RSX (stands for Real Sex) or NSX (stands for Naked Sex).
In Canada and Australia, Acura cars like to blow up Hyundai and Kia dealerships.
And no, Acura does not cure anything. It never has. It never will.
