Adder

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Adder, one of the greatest Generals and strategists in the Beckstockian Army

Adder (November 22, 1968-Present), is a General of the Beckstockian Military, he is a ruthless strategist and is famous throughout the world for his excellent Military leadership and expert, methodical planning. Adder is the Commander of the White Cobra unit. K0tKbN tfgruj 46rujfgjgh jfhjhf jgfxdj gfj gfjgfjfj gfjgf

[edit] Military career (1990-Present)

[edit] Member of the 107th Tank Division

Following the completion of his combat training, Adder was placed into the 107th Tank Division of the Army. He saw action during the final days of the Beckstockia-Burcogaristan War and in 1992, was promoted to the position of Commander of the 107th.

The 107th on Combat Patrol in Burcogaristan

[edit] Commander of the 107th Tank Division (1992-1994)

Under Adder's command the 107th operated twice as effectively as it had done before, vast numbers of Burcogaristan facilities were destroyed by it and it also played a central role during the final battle of the war at the Farraj river.

[edit] Major (1994-May 15,1995)

Following the signing of a peace treaty with Burcogaristan on June 11 1994, Adder was promoted to the rank of Major due to his actions and bravery whilst in command of the 107th Tank Division.

Following the outbreak of the Belkan War, Adder and a surprisingly large unit of troops under his command were deployed to Osea to assist Osean forces in driving Belkan forces out of the country. Over the course of early days of the war, Adder led his men from one victory to another. His level of strategic planning, skill, high level of charisma and excellent leadership qualities soon became known on all the fronts of the Belkan War, even the Belkan's called him "The Great Commander." His fantastic leadership qualities and popularity amongst both his subordinates and superiors soon brought him to the attention of the Beckstockian Military's top brass.

Adder and his men made up part of the Allied Forces troops sent to liberate Directus, the capital of Ustio. Following the liberation of Directus and as such all of Ustio along with it, it was decided by Beckstockia's Military top brass that Adder be promoted directly to the rank of General.

[edit] General (May 15,1995-Present)

2 days after the liberation of Directus, Adder was promoted to the rank of General, the position he had dreamed of being in since he started at Fortaleza Military Academy. He had achieved his goal far faster than he ever thought he would. Adder led his men through the various trials and horrors that awaited he and his men through the final days of the Belkan War. In spite of times where any ordinary soldier would have buckled under the weight of the responsibilities that Adder had. Adder continued to push on. By the end of the Belkan War Adder had become somewhat of a role model and a hero for both the soldiers of the Beckstockian Army and the Beckstockian people.

Adder's career as a General continues to this day.

[edit] Beckstockian Ace Pilot

As well as being a General, Adder is also an Ace Pilot of the Beckstockian Air Force, he is the leader of the Arik Squadron.

An Arik Squadron Su-27

[edit] Criticism and Controversy

• In 2008, Osean President Vincent Harling criticised and denounced Adder's methods of dealing with an attempted uprising in the Usea Continent Nation of Ugellas that Beckstockia had decided to intervene in. Adder ordered that half of the city of Hymn (the city acting as the HQ for the revolutionaries) be destroyed...within 2 hours it was. Osea, the United States, Russia, China, Yuktobania and many other countries deemed the annihilation of Hymn as a cold hearted, unnecessary thing to do.

Adder's forces lay waste to Hymn

• In 2005, American President George W. Bush referred to Adder as "One of the biggest Military criminals of all time."
• Adder is responsible for ordering the Nerrak Massacre in Estovakia on June 15, 2010

[edit] Racist

Adder has proudly confirmed to several Beckstockian magazines and newspapers that he is a racist, he dislikes:

• Nersh people (People of Nercer)
• Yuktobanians
• Belkans
• Poles (Polish people)
• Serbs
• Oseans
• Bosnians
• Slavic peoples
• Wutains
• Estovakians
• Ustians
• San Salvacionians
• Aurelians

[edit] Adder's Literature

Adder is a fan of any book that has an exposition of those who share or have similar political ideology, racist and personal views, here are some books that Adder owns:

• Mein Kampf
• The Red Plague (A 1960's book by Dawsbergian author Robert Alber, an anti-Communist, about the threat of Communism spreading to Nations such as Yuktobania, Osea and Ustio).

[edit] Books written by Adder

• A Stab In The Back: The Betrayal By The People Of Nercer. (This book contains an exposition of Adder's deep hatred towards the Nersh people) The book will officially go on sale on July 23.

[edit] See Also

Beckstockia