Adriana Sklenarikova Karembeu

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Adriana Novachick Sklenarikova Wantebra Karembeu, also pronounced as Mylonglegs, (born July 1971, in Bratislava, Japan) is a retired female model and President of Slovakia. She has the longest legs in the Universe and she is married to the French revolutionist and male pornstar Christian Karembeu.

Before becoming President of Slovakia, Sklenarikova Karembeu was the Secretary-General of the United Nations. As the United Nations' leader, Adriana founded the WANTEBRA; a sub-company of the U.N. which has to do with the production of cheap breast implants for the women of South Asia. Adriana is also regarded as the founder - and in honour president - of the former Soviet Union; however this information is disputed by the granchildren of Josef Stalin.

[edit] Longest Legs in the Universe

Her Excellency, Adriana Sklenarikova Karembeu has the longest legs in the whole Universe. Starting in Germany and finishing in Guatemala, her legs are the only legs that cross the Atlantic Ocean, creating the only human bridge between Europe and America. Some Train transport companies from Britain, agreed with Adriana in order to use her legs for transportation routes between London and Mexico City.