Adult

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Adult: the age in which a child grows to the stage where they finally have the courage to visit an Adult Bookstore and giggle at the pictures.

“Well...I wouldn't say I giggle...too busy, if you know what I mean...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Adult

1 The First Adult
2 Adulthood and Maturity
- 2.1 Females and Adulthood
- 2.2 Males and Adulthood
3 Related Articles
4 External links

[edit] The First Adult

The First adult was obviously god, seeing as he was the one that made everything. Although some argue that since god could do anything, what was holding him back from creating an adult before God was created. Of course, that theory is very confusing to think about it, so the scholars at Uncyclopedia are going to try their hardest to avoid it altogether. Plus God wouldn't want to mess with us...would he?

“Here's a bit of trivia, what came first? God or the Pope?”

~ George Bush

[edit] Adulthood and Maturity

In male terms, Adulthood means being able to have crazy sex without wondering what goes where, however it does not mean that the male can't have a few giggles about what goes where. There are also some noticeable physical details that would be discussed in the next sub-section. Uncyclopedia expects at least half it's viewers to giggle constantly while wondering what the body part is.

[edit] Females and Adulthood

The most noticeable physical features are:

Boobs
Tits
Breasts
Pillows
Jugs
Lack of Wang
and anything else that is noticeable or absent

Other features:

They mature.
They stop shouting out the word penis and move on to more complex jokes.
They grow an obsession with cleanliness.
The become manipulative and often, can be referred to as a "cock tease".
They are possessed by Satan at least once a month, a time frame of 2-4 days.

[edit] Males and Adulthood

Physical features:

Their cock (This is, of course, if the male adult actually owns a rooster to begin with)
Their penis grows larger and takes over from where the brain left off.

Other features: