Aerošrot
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Aerošrot, translatable into English as "Aeroshrot," and fully translated as "Aerowreck," is the official Russian airline company.
Aerošrot was founded in the Dark Ages, shortly before the beginning of the modern world. However, since the beginning of the 19th century, the airline's fleet has remained completely unchanged. While the company has many "safe" wooden planes, as well as a few made of metal, hemp, and loose dirt, these aircraft have a small problem - during flights, nails joining parts of the fuselage together tend to loosen and snap off, causing a variety of problems. Because of this lack of reliability, the Russians decided to build the Trans-Siberian Railway, thereby eliminating their dependence on the national airline company for long-distance transportation to unpleasant, bitterly colds parts of the country.
The quality of Aerošrot reached a low point in 1985, when after the beginning of Mikhail Gorbachev's reign, the company was forbidden from using the flapping arms of Ukrainian peasants as airplane engines.
In 2004, Aerošrot was merged with Air Sudan and Air Moravistan into Air Absurdistan.
In late 2005 Aerošrot introduced its own currency - Aerošrollar. Actually, it is Dollar, but for one Aerošrollar poor Russians have to pay more Rubbles (than for the real Dollar). Of course, Aerošrot will burn in hell for this - it's easy with its wooden planes.
