Africanized bees

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Plastic surgeon inspects Africanized bee specimens.

Africanized bees, also known as killer bees for their penchant for shooting people, are bees whose genes have been spliced with those of black people. They were originally created by plastic surgeons in an early expirement on racial adjustment.

Unfortunately, a number of the Africanized bees escaped from the testing facillity in South America in 1957. The Africanized bee population has since been growing steadilly, their territory expanding northward as they uproot or interbreed with indigenous 'white bee' populations. They are widely known for killing people.

Needless to say, white supremacists are outraged and have demanded this menace be stopped. Their genocide plans have, however, been set back indefinitely by the more urgent 'gay bee' menace. Unlike 'white bees' the killer bees have a sound so different than buzzing people decide to look and out of nowhere get shot and die (whatever you do when you hear a weird bee buzz don't head toward it, just run the fuck out of there!).