After the End of Time

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Represented here are the time periods from the end of time to after the End of time.

The following is narrated by Morgan Freeman:

By now... the Universe has completely collapsed and is now contained by Stephen Hawking's brain^[1]. His brain now becomes the new universe and it is governed by the actions of Hawking particles^[2]. But according to the Pauli exclusion principle^[3], this is an unstable arrangement. Therefore Einstein's brain was required by the laws of physics^[4] to take the role of the parallel anti-universe and consume its anti-contents in their entirety.

Quantum mechanically speaking they get along quite well and mutually stable energy/anti-energy relations are in equilibrium^[5]. However, since time no longer exists the Hawking brain points this out to the Einstein brain one day.^[6] In contrary, the Einstein brain points out that if time does not exist, then also Relativity does not exist. Relativity, as we all know, is the prime core of every good physics book^[7].

This presented a problem, or paradox^[8], if you will. Both brains knew it at that moment physics was all powerful, but Relativity was its achilles heel. All good physics stands on relativity^[9]. At once the two brains began crunching out solutions left and right, but none of them where physically correct--alot like mathematics^[10].

The quest of the two brains to resolve the solution resulted in an infinite amount of heat. Again, this causes an exponetially building rift between the two brains^[11]. In short, they explode^[12], this causes the beginning of time...

And how do I know this, because it has happened before...

[edit] Notes

1. ↑ His brain was the only thing to survive the collapse of the universe, because he knew of this kick-ass loop-hole in physics and told nobody about, what a bitch!
2. ↑ A convenient new particle that describes the mismatch of matter/anti-matter in the multi-verse, of course created by the Hawking brain.
3. ↑ This guy had a hard-on for excluding things, trust me it makes things less bland.
4. ↑ Physics is more powerful than any universe, remember this!
5. ↑ We believe this has something to do with the Theory of gravity.
6. ↑ We know time doesn't exist, so "day" cannot exsit...STFU...just keep reading.
7. ↑ Go ahead, look in the index!
8. ↑ The only thing worse is a pair-of-geese.
9. ↑ Awesome metaphor!
10. ↑ Wink, wink.
11. ↑ You noticed we mentioned heat, well, entropy can only exist in a real universe...and he-he...entropy is heat driven...whoops!
12. ↑ In taking on infinite heat in a quantized universe, matter must expand infinitely. Thus creating further contradiction in the non-velocity universe, basically causing instantaneous overload.