Akon

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((Randomquote)) “The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death Akon.”

~ Winston Churchill on Akon

“Oil prices plummet due to... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ...Akon.”

~ Fark on Akon

Aliaune Thiam (pronounced Two Dogs Fucking)(born April 16, 1973),better known by his stage name Akon (pronounced /ˈeɪkɒn/)is a Wolf Senegalese-American hip hop and R&B singer-songwriter, rapper, and record producer. Akon rose to prominence in 2004 following the release of his single "Locked Up" from his debut album Trouble. His second album, Konvicted, earned him a Grammy Award nomination for the single "Smack That." He is the founder of Konvict Muzik and Kon Live Distribution. He is well known for singing hooks and has over 155 guest appearances and 23 Billboard Hot 100 songs to his credit. He is the first artist to ever accomplish the feat of holding both the number one and two spots simultaneously on the Billboard Hot 100 charts twice.

Oh yeah Akon also signed a major record deal with Dyson.

[edit] Early Life

i eat poop

[edit] War

At the age of 18 Akon Declarred war on Wal Mart as one of their stores in Kentucky Former capital of USA was not wheel chair friendly so him and his homie's set up camp outside the Super store and in the early hours of the morning invaded the store... well His Homie's formaly named The Wu Wuck Tan did as Akon could not enter as it was not wheel chair friendly..

Each member of the Wu Wuck Tan was equipped with the following weaponry:

• plunger
• baby whipes
• A Spoon
• Ak-47

As Police and riot squad arrived to the scene they questionned Akon about the gang and all he said "I better come or they'll push me down a flight of stairs" Soon after this the gang came out of the super store No one was harmed.

[edit] Enemies

• India
• China
• Canada
• Asia In General
• G Unit
• Wal Mart
• Sams Club
• Russia
• Chuck Norris
• Arnold Schwarzenegger

[edit] Allies

• Big Bird
• Carolina Panthers Team Mascot
• South Africa

[edit] See also

• Acorn
• Wu Wuck Tan
• Acorn Tree
• 2Pac
• Wal Mart