Al Bundy
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“One time, Al Bundy scored ten thousand touchdowns in one game!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Al Bundy
“What?! Ten THOUSAND?!”
~ Nappa on Oscar Wilde's claim
A mythical figure from the stories passed down father to son since ancient times, Al Bundy was supposed to be the supreme male, born with superhuman powers. It is said, that unlike any mortal man before and after him, he could understand a woman's mind, perceive through their illusionary men-controlling techniques and even developed a way to use these techniques against them!! It is this superhuman power that allowed him to score four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High. Knownfor having slayed Oprah
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He tried to spread his teachings all over there the world and even gathered a group of 13 disciples. Sadly for us males, the 13th disciple was a spy of the malicious Woman Empire, Named Jefferson. Al Bundy survived countless assassination attempts on his life due to his powers, but died from syphilis at the age of 107. After his death, the Woman Empire killed all the historians in the countries Al Bundy visited and rewrote every chronicle to prevent Al's knowledge from spreading... Up until today, only a few legends survived besides the general myth:
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- Al Bundy was born from a virgin, but was not born a virgin.
- He invented Kama Sutra as a way of enslaving females. The enormous amount of sexual pleasure made them instantly addicted and craving for more.
- He NEVER had a sister, girlfriend or a wife, of course, but he did have lots of sex with hot women.
- Although he died, it is said that another supreme male will be born in the future and he will free all men forever.
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Apart from these legends, historians and Hollywood producers are in general agreement of the following facts.
- Aka Al Bundy the Great
- Aka Bundimus Maximus
- Is the brother of Ted Bundy
- Is a Saint
- Died a Martyry's death
- As Al Bundy the Great, he discovered modern day Estonia in the 13th century and again in the 21st century.
- Al Bundy was once imprisoned in the notorious prison known as Azkaban.
- Was the 3rd Vice President of the United States from 1920-1923. His valiant attempts to prevent the right for women to vote failed and, despite his repeated warnings to President Calvin Coolidge, eventually led to his resignation.
- Albania was named in his honor.
- He was also one of the founders of the now-ruling-the-planet organization NO MA'AM ("National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood").
- Tried for many years to assassinate Oprah
- Killed fat women with ease.
- His only weakness was red headed women.
- He is NOT a founding member of Al Qaeda.
- Bundy is the current owner of Ring of Honor
- Al Bundy (from Al Bin D'Ynah) was the first man to discover the powerful force within the sub-nanostructures of beer atoms in 1879 - 21 years before Max Planck even knew how th spell his own name.
- Inspiration to men everywhere
