Al Pacino

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“In Soviet Russia, Al Pacino's little friend says hello to YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on Al Pacino

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Al Pacino.

Al Pacino is a type of pasta made A la Pacino The best way to make Al Pacino pasta is to use a little oil, then fry some garlic, sausage, and meatballs, and finally add a little wine and sugar for taste. The inventor of the Al Pacino recipe, who is believed to be from Wyoming, is on the run for her part in a major prostitution racket in the Teletubbies studio.

Carlito's Way is an Italian style Al Pacino, as is Scarfaccio.

Ace Talpa (Al Pacino) and the Ukrainian Bananas in Pyjamas Choir.

Al Pacino can also refer to an obscure American actor who used to act in low budget mafia movies that are still screened in drive-ins in the Southern United States. He escaped to Ukraine after being spat on by mobsters, and lives under the alias of Ace Talpa. He started a choir band with a group of Bananas in Pyjamas impersonators. They occasionally raid the occasional farm, or rob the occasional bank, when business is bad.

The aforesaid Banana's live in caravans and go by the moniker 'travellers'. They sometimes bipass security in markets by stealthing from one stall to the next and laying down amongst the other bananas, perfectly camouflaged. In the event of one of the Ukrainian Banana's in Pajamas, (naked), lying in the market stall being bought, a day of mourning is declaired and Al Pacino murmurs Sicilian condolences to the Bananas until they reanimate, (which usually takes between 7 and 9 days). Then it is back to stealthing to the centre of the market via banana stalls. What takes place at the centre of the market is unknown to all but the Bananamasons.

However, it is believed that Al Pacino's favorite recreational activity is digging - not acting. Proof can be found somewhere on the Interweb.

[edit] Pacino's Death

Al Pacino passed away during the filming of the Doggfather. Due to this unfortunate error, they were forced to make a giant ugly cyborg-model of Pacino equipped with super AI capabilities. The large stature of the cyborg made it very difficult to complete filming, so the cyborg went into battle mode and killed everyone on the set. This was a major setback in production. Soon, the US military arrived in an attempt to quell the giant ugly cyborg Pacino. They were unsuccessful and all died. So president Kennedy pleaded with giant ugly cyborg Pacino. But it was in vain. He judo chopped Kennedy in the balls and Kennedy doubled over like man getting hit in groin with football, only he actually got hit by the metallic arm of giant ugly cyborg Pacino which was assuredly far more painful than any football, unless it was a huge football made of metals and razors. Al Pacino is a roman catholic