Al Queda
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“Al Queda is mine for $5,000!â€
~ Napolean on Al Queda
Al Queda is a huge corporation based in Saudi Arabia that manufactures human beings who are preprogrammed to blow themselves up on busses carrying innocent people. This may sound like a niche market, but theses items are in high demand in Israel. The current CEO of Al Queda is Sir. Osama Bin Laden OAE.
In the 1980’s the Al Queda corporation, then known as the Mujahadeen, were awarded a $3 billion contract by the US government to save Afghanistan from the Soviet Union corporation.
Unfortunately, when George Bush became president, he accepted millions of dollars in bribes from various Big Hat companies, who feared competition from Al Queda (still popular in the middle east).
Beginning in 2000, he launched a multi-million dollar ad campaign designed to turn the American public against Al Queda.
This campaign clamed that Al Queda is the Islamic name of Evil Bert who was once part of Bert and Ernie before he went evil and assassinated Ernie. Advertisements often displayed the feared Ernie wearing an Al Queda.
Because of lack of media oversight, as of September 2001, 54% of the American Public believed that there was a connection between Al Queda and evil Bert.
The fear of the American public soared, and attacks on turban wearers rose swiftly, as people attempted to fight Al Queda on their own, and sawe Al Queda everywhere.
Billions of dollars were spent on National Security to protect ports and other key infrastructure against Al Queda, but to no avail. The situtation peaked in 2003, when America became convinced that everyone in the middle east was into Al Queda, and that there were entire of networks and storage dumps of Al Queda all over the middle east, sparking the Iraq War. They have an unlimited number of people (see: suicide hotline)and are constantly suicide bombing us. However, they are too stupid to just put it in a bookbag, move away to a safe distande, THEN detonate it. Idiots
No relationship to Al Qaeda whatsoever.
