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[edit] =ALEX JONES - the Man. The Myth. The Myth of the man whore

Alex Jones. Note that the guy behind him isn't the Pope. The photo was just vandalized by the Evil Illuminati Society, Special George W. Bush Branch

Alex Jones (A.K.A. big cock Jones) is a conspiracy theorist, best known for his biting documentary proving that George Bush was bitten by the "prostitute" and likes to go to theater in the woods. Satan is somehow involved with this. That is supposedly a bad thing.

Alex is well known from his work uncovering the Skyway inside job. Alex hopes to "wake up America", and his latest film "Really Loud Noises" has a good chance of doing so.

[edit] Springboard to Stardom

Alex Jones' leap to filmmaking stardom came with his insightful investigative blockbuster "The Conspiracy that killed Bambi's Mother." Alex Jones is not one of those naive schmucks who believes that the hunter worked alone, and he certainly isn't one of the mislead lemmings who believes in the second gunman theory.

Alex states, "All evidence that suggests that Bambi's mother wasn't shot on her approach to the meadow, but in the meadow itself in order to get her into a triangular crossfire is falsified wanna be conspiracy theory bullshit. I bet the guy who thought of that doesn't get laid enough. The truth is Bambi's mother was killed by a B-2 Strategic Nuclear Bomber."

The goverment denies this claim. "We have plenty of bombers," a Pentagon spokesperson says, "but we don't have nuclear weapons. We're waiting for Iran to invent them first."

"So we can steal them and bomb the shit outta everybody!" States another spokesperson from the Pentagon.

"Shhhh!! No one's supposed to know that yet!"

Both sides of the debate still go on today about whether the government was involved with and/or had prior knowledge of Bambi's mother's death and Alex Jones' film has remained popular as a result.

[edit] Body of Work

[edit] Films

[edit] Documentaries

• "Gold Diggers of 1984" (1985 student film)

• "My Fight Against the Satanic and Completely Evil Robert E. Lee High School Cafeteria Faculty" (1987 self-made Super-8 porn reel)

• "Love in a Time of Cholera goes to Zion!" (1994)

• "What Was That Smell?!" (1995)

• "Fisting - the Musical" (1996 - Co-producer)

• "Terrorsperm" (1997)

• "Fred Phelps - My Kind of Gay Guy" (1999)

• "Holy Blue Fuck! What Just Happened?!?!" (2001)

• "My Career is Fucking MADE!" (2001 - video pamphlet for a Conspiracy Theorist trade show)

• "George W. Bush - Drama Queen!" (2003)

• "Everyone Who Disagrees With Me Is In On It!" (2005)

• "Proof Schmoof!" (2006)

• "Alex Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" (forthcoming)

[edit] Collaborations

• Airstrip One, 1984 (w John Cale, 1985)

• Taking Tora Bora (By Stupidity) (w Brian Eno, 2001)

[edit] Friends

• Paul Joseph Watson
• Fred Phelps

[edit] See Also

• The Neo-Cons
• Moloch