Alexander Shulgin

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Alexander Shulgin posing with his wife Ann, who is the most tripping woman ever!

“I would marry this guy!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Alexander Shulgin

“Oh man! The colors are everywhere!”

~ Random dude on 2C-B

Alexander Shulgin is one of the 2 self-proclaimed "Kings of Drugs" togheter with Albert Hofmann (the creator of LSD or Lysergic acid diethylamide).

[edit] Bibliography

Alexander Shulgin has written a lot of books on a lot of different subjects, however only a few of these has gained popularity.

• PiHKAL (Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved)

• TiHKAL (Tryptamines I Have Known And Loved)

• AiHKAL (Albums I Have Known And Loved)

• WiHKAL (Women I Have Known And Loved)

• SiHBAL (Sub-cultures I Have Been A Part Of And Loved)

• EiHHAL (Eating disorders I Have Had And Loved)

• Fecal (Scat Sites I Have Joined And Loved)

• Decal (Bumperstickers I Have Had And Loved)

[edit] Early Career

Alexander Shulgin started his career as a biochemist but soon left the locallab to create his own lab where he would develop psychadelic drugs. A friend of Shulgin claim that Shulgin considered himself "way to cool" to work with the other scientists. Shulgin soon got his own lab where he started to research and not long after he discovered the 2C family. He was tripping his balls of when he suddenly started getting fans, they wanted to become a testgroup to help him in his research, but really all they wanted was to get free drugs.

[edit] Love Life

One of these cheapfucks was Ann, which seem to wanted more out of Alexander than just his drugs. Soon she became his psychadelic tripping buddy and lover. She was a known local prostitute from Wisconsin but Alexander didn't seem to take notice of the disease she had caught while fucking strangers back in her hometown.

[edit] Famous Discoverys

Alexander Shulgin is mostly known for the discovery of the 2C family. Most notable is probably 2C-B and his littlebrother 2C-E. Their neighbour, the 3D family seem to be very jealous of all the attention the 2C family has got. And the 2D family is even worse, but they are such squares.