Alexandrite
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Alexandrite is a gemstone. According to M. Solomon, it is very expensive and has the capability to change colour. He also says that it may transform every dog into a cat. But M. Solomon is an old, Science World-influenced guy who thinks skateboards are influenced by physics. Other scientists affirm that this rock is rare and is classified as a semi-precious stone. Although, all scientists agree, it may not be true because the NASA had proved that 12% of the scientific community may take ecstasy in daily raves.
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[edit] History
Alexandrite was named after a Russian Tsar who discovered that rock in his anal cavities, irritated by the sharp extremities of this gem. The faeces were also changing color, and the Tsar thought it was normal. A goat by the name of Bibino retrieved the faeces and hence the gem. Mr. S, a famous coprophile, found out it wasn't a faeces but a precious gem, alexandrite. He cleaned the rock down and ate the manure. This act was later recognized as the one that caused the World War 2.
[edit] Alexandrite in religion
Alexandrite is associated to the cult of Hans Johansson (also called Hello Kitty). This may explain the evident relation between the anal rock intrusion and the pilgrimage to Russia in this religion.
[edit] Legends
In Russian history, alexandrite is supposed to increase your chance of seeing a goat sacrifice and of vomiting horse intestines. In African history, people didn't find alexandrite so they are happy and do not have to vomit horse intestines.
The Tsar was happy because the goat died, but a fat grandma ate a blastoderm so he had to migrate to Bolivia. That has been a part of a prophecy that concerns the migrations of one hundred shemales in the 1930s. Of course, there was the usual atomic bomb and chèvrefeuille found on the body of DJ MC MP. We have no idea what that means. None. It was later explained in the Holy Books of the Raëlian Religion.
