Algeria

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The Best Republic of Algeria is the single best country in the whole of Algeria. Not only are the streets paved with edible and environmentally friendly silver, it is also located in the Sahara desert, which means it has the best climate in the world for growing cherries, beans, strawberries and wooly mammoth hair. It is also the number one exporter of kittens, happiness, sand, ice cream and freedom. It is currently led by the benevolant General Evan Bury, who is responsible for managing to get 121 French people to shut up. However, the best thing about Algeria is nobody hates France as much as it.

[edit] History

In the good old days, Algeria was an island, located in the Gulf of Mexico. But as soon as white people moved into the northern coast of the Gulf, which is known as the Pee-pee Soaked Heck-Hole of Texas (avoid at all costs), every Algerian jumped off the country and into ocean and pushed the island away from the right-wing-redneck-infested Texas. For some reason they chose Africa.

Anyway, Algeria was really happy. People ate fudge three meals a day, but never gained any weight. Of course, whenever a certain people who shall remain unnamed *cough FRENCH cough*, find out someone is happy, they have to ruin. The French got drunk, smoked twelve million cigarettes in total and set off to make things miserable for the Algerians. They got lost on the way, crashed into Germany, India, Ethiopoa, Pakistan, and after twelve weeks finally crashed into the coast of Algeria. The Algerians offered them kittens for huffing, but the French sent them to prisons for not being "French" enough (they did not act like butt-bags). The French stormed into the country, shot thousands of Algerians for not be prepared to offer the French exorbadently priced wine or cigarettes.

So for something like a hundred years the Algerians put up with the French, which is incredible, as the rest of us can't handle four minutes with them. But then they got sick of them. The French huffed all the kittens, and there were none left for the Algerians. So each Algerian grabbed a gun and as soon as one shot went off the French said "OUI, SURRENDER!" Then the French sent some Americans to give them back Algeria and the Americans, unable to find Algeria on a map, FAILED.

[edit] Population

The following are present in Algeria

1. Ignorant army generals or fat ass politicians, stealing the nation's wealth

2. Mzabiya, you can't con them for a single penny

3. Maascriya, the Texan rednecks who managed to cling to the island and made it to Africa

4. Harraga, never-give-up wanna-be-illegal immigrants in Europe

5. Potatoless Orphans

6. Ouragla, Lazy tea-drinking creatures

7. Qabayali, french wanabes dreaming of the day they can take over Algeria

[edit] Politics

In the Algerian parliament, there are ten parties and 4 electoral ridings/seats. Everytime parliament meets, every party member brings brass knuckles to negotiate who gets the seats.

Parties with Representation in the Algerian Parliament

• Kitten-Huffer Party of Algeria

• "Good" Party of Algeria

• JIHAD Party JIHAD of JIHAD ALGERIA JIHAD! (JPJOJAJ)

• Kitten's Equality Party of Algeria

• Blonde Party of Algeria

• Algerian New Jersey Party

• Pro-Lard Party of ALgeria

• Pro-Pedophile Protection Party (PPPP)

• Other Kitten-Huffer Party of Algeria

• Colin Ferall Haters United of Algeria

• New Democratic Party of Canadia