All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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| Somebody set up us the bomb For great justice take off every 'zig' |
“Young man there was named Wong
For great justice he fought to oppose wrong
Fleet of his was big
He took off every Zig
Him to all base are belong”
~ Oscar Wilde on All Your Base
“The best victory is when all your opponent's base are belong to you before there is any actual setting them up the bomb.”
~ Sun Tzu on Victory In War
“Belong to us, all your base are”
~ Yoda on all your base
“The captain quickly ordered every fleet to mobilize when the explosion caused major damage.”
~ Quick Brown Fox on All Your Base Are Belong To Us
“In Soviet Russia All Our Base Are Belong To YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on All Your Base Are Belong To Us
"All your base are belong to us" is the earliest recorded phrase written in English and Symbionese. It first appeared in print on the Bayeux tapestry after hundreds of years of usage in the oral stories of Beowulf and the The Iliad. Later, it was popularized by U.S. president John F. Kennedy. Despite claims to the contrary, it is grammatically perfect.
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Kennedy's Use of the Phrase
When now-retired US president John F. Kennedy made his famous speech in Berlin in 1963, it was this phrase that galvanised his audience. Legal disputes over just this issue had already led to the Cuban Missile Crisis where a minor disagreement about import duty on thermo-nuclear warheads led to major fallout between the United States and Cuba. The Bay of Pigs fiasco followed, and America ended up with Guantanamo Bay. Kennedy, however, realized that this meant that many parts of Germany could technically still be considered part of America. This remains the case today.
The unusual syntax of the famous phrase is officially attributed to a typo by the Japanese speechwriter Cats San. There is, however, widespread speculation that the phrase was President Kennedy's only improvised remark in his entire career (possibly the only such instance in modern U.S. history):
“Ihre ganze Unterseite sind gehören uns!”
~ John F. Kennedy on All your base are belong to us
Reginald Humber of the Houston Humbers once upon presenting arms to a foreign diplomat uttered this phrase and was promptly socked in the mouth.
Other Uses (are belong to us)
Invasion of Normandy
In A.D. 1944
War was ending.
Adolf Hitler: Vat happen ?
Heinrich Himmler: Somebody set up us the D-Day
Joseph Goebbels: Ve get allies.
Hitler: Vat !
Goebbels: Main screen turn on.
Hitler: It's you !!
Harry Truman: How are you nazis !!
Truman: All your Normandy are belong to U.S.
Truman: You are on the way to invasion.
Hitler: Vat you say !!
Truman: You have no chance to fight back make suicide.
Truman: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Goebbels: Fürher !!
Hitler: Take every cyanide pill.
Hitler: I know vat I döing.
Hitler: Svallow pill.
Hitler: Für great suicide.
In Cherry Hill Temple
In A.D. 1992
Invasion was beginning.
Usagi: What happen?
Rei: Somebody set up us the Negaverse.
Ami: We get signal.
Usagi: What?
Ami: Main monitor turn on.
Usagi: It's you!
Jedite: How are you ladies.
Jedite: All your Earth are belong to us.
Jedite: You are on the way to takeover.
Usagi: What you say!!
Jedite: You have no chance to exile fight me.
Jedite: Ha ha ha ha...
Ami: Usagi!
Usagi: Take off every Senshi.
Usagi: You know what you doing.
Usagi: Move Senshi.
Usagi: For great Moon.
AYB (Lupin III version)
In A.D. 1967
Law was beginning.
Lupin: What happen?
Goemon: Somebody set up us the fuzz.
Jigen: We get handcuffs.
Lupin: What?
Jigen: Front door open.
Lupin: It's you!
Zenigata: How are you gentlemen.
Zenigata: All your base are belong to us.
Zenigata: You are on the way to arrest.
Lupin: What you say!!
Zenigata: You have no chance to escape make your time.
Zenigata: Ha ha ha ha...
Jigen: Boss!
Lupin: Take off every Fujiko.
Lupin: You know what you doing.
Lupin: Move Fujiko.
Lupin: For great thieves.
AYB Are Belong to the Blair Witch
In A.D. 1994
Film was beginning.
Heather: What happen?
Michael: Somebody set up us the horror.
Joshua: We get chilling ritualistic figures.
Heather: What?
Joshua: Main camera start rolling.
Heather: It's you!
Blair Witch: How are you filmmakers.
Blair Witch: All your camera are belong to us.
Blair Witch: You are on the way to disappearing.
Heather: What you say!!
Blair Witch: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Blair Witch: Ha ha ha ha...
Joshua: Heather!
Heather: Take off every compass.
Heather: You know what you doing.
Heather: Move compass.
Heather: For great documentary.
At Mahora Academy
In A.D. 2003
School was beginning.
Asuna: What happen?
Negi: Somebody set up us the water.
Chisame: We get signal.
Asuna: What?
Chisame: Main monitor turn on.
Asuna: It's you!
FATE: How are you children.
FATE: All your base are belong to us.
FATE: You are on the way to entrapment.
Asuna: What you say!!
FATE: You have no chance to escape make your time.
FATE: Ha ha ha ha...
Chisame: Asuna!
Asuna: Take off every mage.
Asuna: You know what you doing.
Asuna: Move mage.
Asuna: For great revelation.
Concerning the Hannah Montana 3-D concert
In A.D. 2008
Concert was beginning.
Fanboy: What happen?
Fangirl #1: Somebody set up us the ticket.
Fangirl #2: We get signal.
Fanboy: What?
Fangirl #2: Main screen turn on.
Fanboy: It's you!
CATS: How are you fans.
CATS: All your ticket are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to sellout.
Fanboy: What you say!!
CATS: You have no chance to watch make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha...
Fangirl #2: Fanboy!
Fanboy: Take off every speeder.
Fanboy: You know what you doing.
Fanboy: Move speeder.
Fanboy: For great concert.
Guns N' Roses
In A.D. 1990
Parental Advisory was beginning
W. Axl Rose: What happen?
Slash: Somebody set up us the Tipper Sticker.
Duff McKagan: We get signal.
W. Axl Rose: What?
Duff McKagan: Main screen turn on.
W. Axl Rose: It's you!
Albert Gore Jr.: How are you gentlemen.
Albert Gore Jr.: All your base are belong to us.
Albert Gore Jr.: You are on the way to receiving the Tipper Sticker.
W. Axl Rose: What you say!!
Albert Gore Jr.: You have no chance to be rated PG-13 make your time.
Albert Gore Jr.: Ha ha ha ha...
Duff McKagan: Axl!
W. Axl Rose: Take off every CD.
W. Axl Rose: You know what you doing.
W. Axl Rose: Move CD.
W. Axl Rose: For great band.
In conclusion...
See Also
- All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Literary Criticism)
- All Your Base Are Belong To Us/Example on wheels!
- CATS
- Zero Wing
- UnBooks:Captain's Blog
- German Snackard
- Engrish
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