Allalallium

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“What? I have an element?! Why do I have an element? I told them to make bombs, not elements!”

~ Allah on his element

“They do make good flavoured cookies, I'll give 'em that!”

~ Smiley Johannsson on Gooch-flavoured cookies

“Allalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalah!”

~ Terrorists on Anything

Allalallium is a frequently misspelled element that forms the basis for Cookie Transmogrification 101 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is highly gayzy, making sure to connect with other elements at the deepest level.

[edit] The Element of Fear

Allalallium, known as the element of Fear, is used by terrorists to build Transcontinental Nuclear Atomic Weapons, a.k.a TNA Weapons. These terrorists use TNA to inspire fear among Americans and to power their chocolate cookie refineries. The economy of Allaland depends solely on the application and transfer of these Allah cookies. These cookies come into two flavours: Gooch and Skrit. Both flavours are quite profitable and form the bulk of all exports from and within Allaland.

Back on subject, the element of Allalallium has twenty-forty valence electrons and tends to grab other elements with a rigorous fervor. Most elements comment that they find Allalallium quite gay, as they are violated many a time before the element becomes cojoinedly satiated and sits in space waiting for another element to turn the corner. It then jumps upon the element and assimilates it into its collective. It also undergoes thetan radiation, in which it gives off bad emotions which cause destruction in human tissues.

[edit] Stuff it Goes Good With

Allalallium is usually put together with caustic peanut butter upon whole wheat bread, as whole wheat bread is portrayed as the devil incarnate of all breads of the universe. This is topped with either squeeze cheese in an aerosol tube, or liquid crack.

In fact, since Allalallium emits thetan radiation, it can be placed in a happiness-antibox, which emits antithetans, the good emotions of your body that brutally rape thetans. This antibox cancels out the radiation after being microwave for three seconds, closely matching that of the microwave time for a Pop Tart.