Alvin and the Chipmunks
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Alvin and the Chipmunks were a group of singing chipmunks composed of three chipmunk brothers. The chipmunks first came around in 1958, wooing--let's be honest--no one at all with their high pitched twittering to the tune of "Old McDonald Had a Farm". The chipmunks moved on from novelty recordings to animated television shows and movies shortly after their debut. What most people do not know about the chipmunks is that their musical act was really a front for the most cold-blooded and merciless terrorist organization seen in recent memory, Acorn Sunrise.
[edit] Alvin
Alvin(AKA Malvin) Trefousse (codename: The Face) was born in 1942 to Dick Trefousse and Jane Trefousse, two predictably French youths in the French Resistance. When Alvin was one year old, the Nazis captured his parents and himself. He was subjected to an experiment designed to see how far an infant anthropomorphic rodent will go when shot out of an artillery cannon. It turns out that they go pretty fucking far, because baby Alvin landed in upstate New York, where he was found by his human "father" David Seveille after surviving by himself three weeks in the wilderness living off pine needles and dirt and suffering from a near-fatal stomach wound.
There is much evidence to believe that Alvin and "Dave" were involved in a homosexual, trans-species relationship. This was advertised covertly in their animated series by use of the affectionate term 'Dad'. It is not known whether the homsexuality resulted in or started as a result of their common mission, but the latter is widely suspected as being the case.
Alvin was trained for all of his childhood and much of his young-adult life in the martial arts, assassination, bomb making, and pottery by David Seveille, who was himself a sociopathic terrorist and WWI veteran. Seveille was an anarcho-primitivistic nihilist, and he passed his views onto Alvin, who in turn fought to destroy civilization for the rest of his life. Seveille came up with the idea of funding his devious activities with a novelty children's record and thus "David Seveille" and the chipmunks were born.
In his 20's, Alvin did four tours in Vietnam during the 1960's and 1970's. He originally only planned to do one, but he took another three because he found the coast so nice the first time around. In the fourth tour he met Simon Creedy and Theodore "Batshit" Bakersfield, who would later become his partners in crime. They formed the anarcho-primitivistic nihilistic terrorist organization Acorn Sunrise, making their debut in 1978 when they shot Larry Flynt for refusing to publish a special issue of Hustler featuring exclusively chipmunk models.
[edit] The Chipettes
Female types of the Chipmunks who are their "mates." Brittany is the bitch of the Chipettes and Alvin's sexmate. She acts really spoiled and is more whore then her sisters. Eleanore is Theodore's sexmate. She is the ditzy and blonde of the Chipettes. She has bigger boobs then Brittany and loves to be a hoe. She's is the sexist as well at Strip Clubs. Jeanette is Simon's sexmate. Jeanette acts smart but like Eleanore she is ditzy. Jeanette seems to be weaker of her sisters. She is clumsy and the one who killed Miss Miller, the Chipmunk's babysitter and Chipettes "mother."
