Amateur Internet Porn Day

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Amateur Porn Day, The Day for Porn Stars, falls on April 28, for two reasons. First, April is the month that Oscar Wilde was born, he being the biggest porn star to ever rock the earth. It is on the 28th, because the founder of Amateur Porn Day chose that day. It is a day for all of those unrecognized porn stars to show their stuff in an all out battle of the boobs.

[edit] History

Amateur Porn Day began in Brazil. The founder, Walt Disney, was making child porn, with his now famous Mickey Mouse. That night, after watching one of Oscar Wilde's videos, he decided that the world needed a pornographic holiday. He began a petition with the Brazilian Government to let him show the world just how wonderful porn can be. The day after, April 28th, he went and bought 70 Brazilian prostitutes, and began the beloved tradition.

It was not until 2001 that the Internet part of the celebration was added. A then celebratee, Britney Spears, decided that for Amateur Porn day, she would broadcast her videos on the internet since they had not been good enough to make the top ten. The idea quickly caught on, and now videos can be found on well known sites such as Google and Dogshit, er, Dogpile.

[edit] Celebrations

Amateur Porn Day begins with the handing out of free condoms. Many celebrators wear no clothes and do the nasty in the streets. Then the big parade begins. Floats are created to represent the porn stars' natural habitat i.e.., clubs, whore houses, and internet chat sites. Instead of throwing candy, the porn stars throw birth control, viagra, and leather thongs. The day is ended with a group viewing of the top ten amateur porn movies of the year. Those who cannot reach the celebration simply watch videos by themselves on the internet while masturbating.

[edit] Location

Today, Amateur Porn Day celebrations are held in very few cities due to illegalization. However, the festivals can be found in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Ethiopia, New Orleans, and Carey, Idaho. Many people wonder why there would be a festival in Idaho, but it is mostly due to the large population of Mexicans, who are all to willing to take there clothes off for money.

[edit] Participants

Many well known individuals have been known to participate in Amateur Porn Day. Some of these include Marylin Monroe, Dr. Seuss, Al Gore, Madonna, R.L. Stine, Mel Gibson, Brett Farve, Carolina Steep, and Osama bin Laden.

[edit] 2008 Top Videos

10. Star Wars: Unleashed

9. Shake it Like That

8. Count Smackula

7. The Golden Dildo

6. Kingdom Cum

5. Penis Colada

4. Masturbation Mountain

3. Kirmit the Frog and the Magic Purple Pill

2. Shaving Ryan's Privates

1. Life in the White House: Unrated