Amazing Rando
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The Amazing Rando is a famous magician of some controversial note. He is best known for his work as a skeptic, as he travels and tries to disprove the existence of ESP; although he started off in Magic and building sets for Hollywood films. He has been stopped on the street countless times by people who say, "Hey, I just noticed that you look like a skeptic." He almost always replies, "Really? I remain unconvinced."
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[edit] Early Childhood
He was born in 1964 as Randy Shnoock; he is still sometimes called "Randi" by close friends. During his childhood, Rando discovered that he had the ability to doubt anyone who said anything to him. In fact, not believing people came to him almost as easily as breathing. His parents later converted to Magictology and brought him with them. He was skeptical at first of the religion, but realised that there were things more ridiculous to believe in. He cast aside his doubts, and discovered how to become an accomplished performance magician.
[edit] Career
After party tricks became far too commonplace, Randi drained his bank account delving deeper into the roots of Magic and became quite the attraction in Atlantic City and Boston, Massachusetts. He was known far and wide, and was challenged to do battle on many occasions.
Towards the end, the glamor of a magician's life became too much for Rando. He quit the scene and became a stage hand in Hollywood. Film producers everywhere soon wanted to hire the man who could "construct sets with his very mind!" and Rando's film career bloomed. Until, tragedy struck in the form of a little boy. As children gathered to watch Randy build yet another set, one child innocently commented that "There is no spoon". The doubts from his childhood flooded back, and he dropped a concrete girder onto a passing man. He was The Skeptic once more, and a new career began.
[edit] Notable Cases
After talking to Oprah, the Amazing Rando felt that he was able to fully take on the title which had been given to him in the days of his magic career. The special effects training and the art of deception that he learned from both of his former jobs served him well, as he started seeking the truth and revealing everyone's secrets. He was later kicked out of the Church of Magictology, because no one likes a guy who can't keep a secret.
He roamed the United Spades of Amerika searching for anyone who claimed to be Psychic, and making fun of them. He found a group of kids who claimed that they could channel the spirits of The Shakesbeatles, and discovered that it was all just some swamp gas reflecting off a weather balloon. He has looked into the AAAAAA District conspiricy, and has reportedly found conclusive evidence. He helped film the moon landing, and reportedly determined that Roswell was simply a Veil of Smoke and Mirrors.
Most notable of his cases was the Destroyer of All Spoons, Uri Geller. Upon Rando's discovery of some rather compelling evidence against him, Geller was seen running away. To this day, it is still uncertain what Geller's deal is. Although, another of his cases has recently been released as The Da Vinci Code; and is quickly gaining recognition.
He is currently studying Sock Puppets and trying to figure out how people actually believe a 40-year-old man claiming to be a 16-year-old Britney Spears lookalike, Euroipods, and Scientology. Results are expected to be released in the form of a Book and a series of Trading Cards. A movie deal is currently in the works.
Rando is currently in the middle of a legal case with Sauron. The dispute is over the issue that Rando claims that he has the biggest scrotum in Gondor. However Sauron claims his scrotum is considerably larger. The two scrotums will be presented before the high court of Gondor, before the year has passed. The loser is to be castrated.
