Ami Pinkberry Girl
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“ The Ami Pinkberry Girl doesn't care who you are, or what you've done. The Ami Pinkberry Girl simply wants to GET YOU. I'm super serial.”
~ Al Gore on the Greatest threat to our planet
“The Ami Pinkberry Girl doesn't scare me, because I don't believe in global warming. I do; however, believe in climate change which doesn't have an archenemy yet.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ami Pinkberry Girl
“The Ami Pinkberry Girl threat is real, but there is still room for debate. It is not known if the Ami Pinkberry Girl is caused by human behavior or part of a natural cycle of the Earth. If the liberals want to pass a law saying that the Ami Pinkberry Girl is caused by human behavior I will veto it to keep my oil stock profitable.”
~ George W. Bush on Ami Pinkberry Girl
“Ami Pinkberry Girl is a fat chick that causes global warming!”
~ Captain Obvious on Ami Pinkberry Girl
“Come in two, Anti-Environmental girls they do. Yes, huuuummmmm. There is another.”
~ Yoda on Ami Pinkberry Girl
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The Ami Pinkberry Girl is a 122 foot 6 inches (34.3 meters) tall pink-colored berry girl and is the archenemy of Al Gore. She has all the power of Godzilla and more, plus she has the strength of 5 Godzillas. She is the number one cause of global warming, as well as everything else that is wrong with the world, and the only way to fight and defeat her is crossing the streams of the Proton packs. Another way to defeat her is to turn her to stone using the head of Medusa. She is also the main villain in "An Inconvenient Truth 2: The Wrath of the Ami Bluberry Girl" and Al Gore's biography, Top Gun IV: Ami Blueberry Girl. She is worshiped like a goddess by the Thuggee Cult, led by Mola Ram. Rumor has it that she is Manbearpig and a shapeshifter, even though Manbearpig is a man (that's half bear and half pig).
[edit] Others
While Ami Pinkberry Girl is the arch enemy of global warming it is said by Yoda that she has a partner named Yumi Blackberry Girl that is the arch enemy of climate change with the same powers as Ami Pinkberry Girl. Ami and Yumi used to be in a rock band, Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi, which is in Japanese, but is translated into English as Giant Anti-Environmental Girls named Ami and Yumi. However, it has not been proved that Yumi Blackberry Girl exists yet.
[edit] Cloverfield
The Ami Pinkberry Girl will be appearing in the upcoming movie, "Cloverfield".
[edit] Imaginationland
The Ami Pinkberry Girl makes a cameo appearance in episodes II and III of South Park's Imaginationland.
