Amstrad
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[edit] Unecessary Crap for you to Buy
Amstrad is a company founded by British business man Alan SugarDaddy who also maintains a foundation for Teenage girls suffering from Nymphomania and a compulsion to strip naked and pose for internet cameras. The company specialised in the field of creating small to average size black boxes that do absolutely nothing unless you count demonstrating the color black and proving gravity works something.
[edit] 2001
Amstrad was just a small black box company manufacturing in East London when it first began in 1997. The demand for small to average size black boxes shot up as the world entered the new millennium and the company completely cleaned up regardless of the destruction of the myth regarding the size of black boxes. Mind you that other box colors could have been produced but it was the mystery of a box being black that convinced the manufacturers that a black box it must be, because once you go black, you never go back. Its current advertising campaign involves the black box being in a rocky field surrounded by major party neocons who throw bones in the air.
[edit] Whats the point?
Amstrad doesn't exist like normal companies do. Its transcendental (Man) It operates by manufacturing products you've never used or even heard of under different sub division names which the writer has also never heard of or at this time written about. Recent business reports have suggested that it is highly likely Amstrad owns up to 65% of the easily beguiled. However, due to the nature of the unknown, it is impossible to speculate how much profit this actually generates per annum. According to Amstrad business Gnomes, you build the box, then ?, equals profit.
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