An Inconvenient Truth

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An Inconvenient Truth is a 2006 Fantasy/Sci Fi film by Al Gore. It is considered by many the ultimate trubute to Orson Wells the War of the Worlds, which also presented complete Bull$h!t to people as if they were truths, as a way to cause panic among good, red blooded Americans. It contains so much bull$h!t that it was awarded the world record for the most bull$h!t ever squeezed into 94 minutes.

Al Gore simulated the climax of his film when he received his Oscar.

“It's real ... I love it !!”

~ Ed Wood on An Inconvenient Truth

“I don't really consider gas emissions a political issue, I consider it to be a moral issue. ”

~ Al Gore on An Inconvenient Truth

1 Plot
2 Awards
3 Trivia
4 Special Thanks
5 Another Inconvenient Truth
6 See Also

[edit] Plot

The plot of the film as has already been previewed, consists of Meryl Streep (as herself) taking a shit for two hours. The film begins with a very complex scene: Meryl eating clams in a fancy restaurant with nothing but a tea spoon. Mrs. Streep's genius as an actress is most shown in the shot of her face when she realises that inconvenient truth that will send her to the "confessionary" for the next two hours. For the next 45 minutes, Meryl will stay there (that is ... in the toilet) trying to get rid of those clams. You know how !

The climax of the movie comes when the waitress (Helen Mirren) knocks at the door asking: "Mrs. Streep, are you okay ?"

After it, she will call her psychyatrist (Al Gore himself) to tell him that she won't be able to make it today. He will be most pissed off because they were just beginning to make some progress (at last!).

Finally, Mrs. Streep ends this eternal struggle just to realise it was all a bad dream. She wakes up on the street, as the usual bum she is. An excellent work in photography is featured on this scene as she wakes up alone (brillant shot from above) on that purposely darkened alley.

In the unrated DVD release, the climax comes when Mr. Gore attends a party where he tries every drug known to man, and three known to iguanas. He gets so high that he jumps out of a window, and lands on a Hummer, which explodes due to a car bomb planted by the eco-terrorism group, Greenpeace. He is then hit by a jet. Roll credits.

[edit] Awards

Awards (in chronological order):

Producers Guild of America

Freedom of Speech Award

Motion Pictures Sound Editors

Outstanding Sound Editing

Visual Effects Society

Outstanding Created Environment in a Motion Picture

Outstanding Models and Miniatures in a Motion Picture

Best Single Visual Effect of the Year

Albuquerque Gorilla Tango Film Festival

Jury Grand Prize

Best Performance by an inanimate object

Broadcast Film Critics Association Awards

Outstanding Performance by an Inanimate Object

Oustanding Art Direction and Set Decoration

Hollywood Makeup Artist and Hair Stylist Guild Awards

Best Character Hair Styling

Teen Choice Awards

Choice Scream

Academy Awards

Best Picture

Best Director (Al Gore)

Best Performance by a Female Actress (Meryl Streep)

Best Performance by a Supporting Actress (Helen Mirren)

Best Achievement in Sound Editing

Best Achievement in Sound Mixing

Best Achievement in Visual Efects

Best Achievement in Cinematography

Best Original Song ("Can't Sleep", Music Composed by Thomas Newman)

Best Bullshit Award

Best pix in Hell

[edit] Trivia

The making of An Inconveninent Truth represented a major quest in modern cinema. It was a problem not only to the director, but to the whole cast and crew, specially to Meryl Streep, who found herself facing a most challenging character.

Meryl Streep did the final scene in one take and refused to do it again saying that she found it too painful and emotionally draining.

Meryl Streep developed considerable kidney trouble, owing to dehydration, whilst working on this film.

This is the movie with the most uses of the word "fuck" (238) to win the Best Picture Oscar, one more than in The Departed.

The rats at the end are completely digital.

Meryl Streep allegedly put on 15-20 pounds of weight for her role in this film.

The soundtrack of the film was made by Wendy Carlos (formerly Walter Carlos).

The transitions to Al Gore's life are to point out how his mood controls the weather. Record Earth temperatures were actually set in 2000 mostly around Florida.

[edit] Special Thanks

The makers of this article would like to thank our mothers, the Academy, Uncyclopedia, for letting poor and bored students find fun and laughter during long hours of sleepy teachers. We would also like to thank the cast, the crew, they've all done a great job. Thank you all !! And God Bless You !!