Anal sex

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Anal sex is a form of sex that was universally condemned in every major religion after it was realized that the progeny resulting from such unions turned out to be assholes. Fortunately, there is this thing called contraception these days. So go party. And remember what they say, it is always better to give than to receive.

I didn't know anal sex could get you pregnant. ~ Your mum on anal sex.

[edit] Well Known Assholes

The many well known and celebrity assholes conceived in this manner include George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Ann Coulter, Jonah Goldberg and Simon Cowell. This may be the thing for you if you want your shit to just fall out of your ass in the most un-expected times. But can be a plus when smuggling drugs into countries.

[edit] Anal Sex in culture

Anal sex has played a key role in many movies and films. In the uncut version of 'Ben Hur', audiences learned for the first time that the real reason for all that biz between Charlton Heston and the Roman chappie was that the latter had a hard on for him. Which is somewhat of a shame as the plot makes little sense otherwise.

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